# Jessica Simpson is... WOW (SemiNWS bikini?) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 27, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024 "2009-01-27T21:13:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/1 "2009-01-27T21:13:44Z")
Normally I don’t give a shit what celebrities do, etc. but this is worse than the whole Britney Spears blow up… Caught the news tonight and showed Jessica at her recent concert and shes FAT now, very hefty who would’ve thought?? From this: ![http://www.mix101fm.com/images%20mix/Mainpage%20images/Jessica%20Simpson%201.jpg](http://www.mix101fm.com/images%20mix/Mainpage%20images/Jessica%20Simpson%201.jpg) ![http://www.hkb.org.uk/collages/j/jessicasimpson/JessicaSimpson_TheseBoots_hkb1.jpg](http://www.hkb.org.uk/collages/j/jessicasimpson/JessicaSimpson_TheseBoots_hkb1.jpg) To this: ![http://www.celebritybeautybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/alg_jessicasimpson.jpg](http://www.celebritybeautybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/alg_jessicasimpson.jpg) ![http://www.celebritybeautybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/article-1127535-032e850d000005dc-73_224x497.jpg](http://www.celebritybeautybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/article-1127535-032e850d000005dc-73_224x497.jpg) ![http://www.celebritybeautybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/article-1127535-032e8569000005dc-498_224x423.jpg](http://www.celebritybeautybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/article-1127535-032e8569000005dc-498_224x423.jpg) No not photoshopped either…ouch. I guess Romo likes curves ha. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/2 "2009-01-27T21:16:03Z")
Holy fuck. She blew up. Those pants are fucking terrible too. Does she want mom ass? ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/3 "2009-01-27T21:16:47Z")
holy shit, i think those jeans add 30 lbs. lol ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/4 "2009-01-27T21:17:02Z")
ONION BOOTY ---
**Author:** ![fiend540](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bcef8e/32.png) [@fiend540](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fiend540)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/5 "2009-01-27T21:17:22Z")
Ewww but I think the pants are a major part of the problem ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/6 "2009-01-27T21:18:27Z")
The pants make her look like she’s pushing 50. But she’s still hefty. Look at the rolls coming over the top of her belts. ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/7 "2009-01-27T21:19:00Z")
Pants aside, check her stomach and arms… def not just the pants. The pants might be hideous but she def put on like 30-50 lbs and when they asked her she just laughed and said america likes curvy women too. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/8 "2009-01-27T21:19:38Z")
her arms are disgusting… lunch lady arms ftw. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/9 "2009-01-27T21:20:42Z")
her arms don’t even look that huge compared to her boobs, waist, ASS, and face. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/10 "2009-01-27T21:20:59Z")
😢 ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/11 "2009-01-27T21:21:55Z")
dawn cant say shit about bitches being fat. gtfo. ---
**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/12 "2009-01-27T21:22:27Z")
the fuck? ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/13 "2009-01-27T21:22:52Z")
FUPA. gross. I cant get over this. im repulsed. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/14 "2009-01-27T21:22:52Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > dawn cant say shit about bitches being fat. gtfo. are you fucking retarded? ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/15 "2009-01-27T21:23:02Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > dawn cant say shit about bitches being fat. gtfo. Trust me, Dawn is nowhere near the size of Simpson… ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/16 "2009-01-27T21:23:29Z")
I’M SORRY I RUINED EVERYBODYS PREVIOUS WETDREAMS. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/17 "2009-01-27T21:23:53Z")
Jessica looks like she’s wearing something my mom would wear in '94. Is that a fucking leotard? ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/18 "2009-01-27T21:27:43Z")
> **["Fat" Jessica Simpson Weight Gain Pictures (Jan. 2009) - PopCrunch](http://www.popcrunch.com/jessica-simpson-weight-gain-jan-2009-pictures/)** > > Looks like Chestica’s Daisy Dukes-wearing days are over. The 5 foot 3 inch Jessica Simpson unveiled a much curvier look onstage at a country music concert at CB Smith Park in Pembroke Pines, Florida on Sunday, January 25. > > > The 28-year-old girlfriend... ugh fat people. shes only 28 years old jesus. ---
**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/19 "2009-01-27T21:28:18Z")
she took that nick lachey breakup terrible I guess. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jessica-simpson-is-wow-seminws-bikini/62024/20 "2009-01-27T21:29:08Z")
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