# Jesus Debate **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 28, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247 "2007-02-28T17:08:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![sickmach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@sickmach](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sickmach)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/41 "2007-02-28T20:47:02Z")
L.Ron Hubbered’s shits real too right? nikuk… Fuck you mean to tell me aliens didnt make this shit possible fuck my lifes ruined. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/42 "2007-02-28T20:47:30Z")
i’d try talking to a priest… not someone on here. or join a bible study. ---
**Author:** ![woody](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woody/32/7191_2.png) [@woody](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woody)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/43 "2007-02-28T21:03:45Z")
ugh. no offense kid, im christian too, but if you’re gunna start a ‘jesus debate’ thread, you need to be prepared for people with good arguments… and have better points yourself too. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/44 "2007-02-28T21:12:15Z")
I read the thread title and did the biggest fucking Picard ever. Anyhow, it looks like I get to have the pleasure of having the only post in this thread relavent to the original post. > [@CNN](#): > > Even though the caskets and the inscriptions were unveiled at a conference, several Biblical experts and anthropologists are still not convinced of their authenticity because names including Mariam, Joseph and Jesus were very common during that period. > > “These were very, very common names, so we see these names which occur again and again in the archaeological record. What they have done here, is they have simply tried, in a very, very I think dishonest way, to try to go and con the public into believing that this is the tomb of Jesus or Jesus’ family. It has nothing whatsoever to do with Jesus,” says Biblical anthropologist, Prof Joe Zias. Religious nuts and skeptics alike agree that the claims that they found Jesus’s tomb are BS. It’s a publicity stunt based on huge assumptions. They found a tomb with “Jesus” inscribed on it and ignore the fact that “Jesus” of 2000 years ago is like the name “Joe” today. Doesn’t mean shit. But whatever, google it yourself if you’re interested in a factual study. If you’re not I could post all the facts in the world and you’ll decide based on what you want to believe. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/45 "2007-02-28T21:17:23Z")
[quote=“AndyB”"] I hope before I die that I will see the day the Jesus Christ walks this earth again and turns around the world and its every falling society. [/quote] Better watch yourself. It seems to me that that’s kind of a righteous, vengeful attitude that flies in the face of the spirit if Christ’s teachings. Oh, and we’re not seeing some sort of new downfall of society. It’s the same shit that’s been happening for thousands of years. Lately it’s been different factions of Muslims killing each other in the name of God. In the past it’s been Christians. In the next millenia maybe we’ll see killing in the name of Vishnu? I for one just pray that God/Jesus forgives me for all my fuckups when I reach St. Peter’s gate. I hope he forgives everyone else too. It wouldn’t be right for me to expect forgiveness for myself but not others. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/46 "2007-02-28T21:21:01Z")
[quote=“RedGoober4Life,post:26,topic:25247"”] Do babies that are aborted go to heaven or hell? [/quote] IIRC in Roman Catholocism they’d go to hell because they haven’t been baptised and thus have not had the mortal sin of Adam & Eve tarnishing God’s paradise washed away. I personally believe they go to heaven. They haven’t had the chance to become greedy self-serving bastards yet. What do you think? ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/47 "2007-02-28T22:09:50Z")
[quote=“AndyB,post:16,topic:25247"”] haha , you guys crack me up, why cant we just be adults and have an adult converstation about what you believe in:wave: [/quote] That will NEVER happen here man…just take what people say with a grain of salt and ignore them. There are a lot of very closed minded people on this forum. Get use to it. Religious debates do not exist here…and any attempt turns into a complete bashing. It’s best to leave that subject alone, trust me lol. NYSpeed \> :whip: \< Religious beliefs ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/48 "2007-02-28T22:31:08Z")
[quote=“Shrives,post:4,topic:25247"”] IB4tenmillionpicsofjesuscomicspostedbynewmanandjaywonch [/quote] lol it was me and jay acutally ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/49 "2007-02-28T22:33:45Z")
so wait? jesus was black? ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/50 "2007-02-28T22:34:40Z")
[quote=“JEG,post:47,topic:25247"”] NYSpeed \> :whip: Religious beliefs _poorly expressed_ [/quote] Fixed that one for you there. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/51 "2007-02-28T22:35:17Z")
![http://religion-cults.com/art/jesus-black-love.jpg](http://religion-cults.com/art/jesus-black-love.jpg) JESUS MUST BE BLACK, his palms aren’t peach!! NEGRO JESUS! watch out he’s a slippery character, he’ll snag your bike to get away from the romans if he has to… oh wait there was no bikes back then. THATS WHY HE is ON THE CROSS ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/52 "2007-02-28T22:41:14Z")
![http://jpn.mp3records.cz/ine/jesus_rap.jpg](http://jpn.mp3records.cz/ine/jesus_rap.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/53 "2007-02-28T22:42:07Z")
[quote=“layzie,post:52,topic:25247"”] [/quote] K Federjesus? ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/54 "2007-02-28T22:44:13Z")
In before 50 pics of jesus doing various awesome activities with funny punch lines. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/55 "2007-02-28T22:51:49Z")
in before someone repeats the in before funny pictures, oh ya on that note ![http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/DRSCIENCE1982/funny_jesus_4.gif](http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/DRSCIENCE1982/funny_jesus_4.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/56 "2007-02-28T22:57:12Z")
Somehow this seems appropriate after reading the first page of this thread: ![http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f279/Hybriddon/funny/jesusdenies.jpg](http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f279/Hybriddon/funny/jesusdenies.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/57 "2007-02-28T22:59:41Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/jeeves744/smilies%20and%20pics/buddychrist-sucks.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/jeeves744/smilies%20and%20pics/buddychrist-sucks.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/58 "2007-02-28T23:00:16Z")
haha i was going to post that picture but i liked the starwars one better. this is still my favorite picture ![http://weasel.faricy.net/funny/stfu/Jesus%20Is%20Funny.jpg](http://weasel.faricy.net/funny/stfu/Jesus%20Is%20Funny.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/59 "2007-02-28T23:01:08Z")
i see buddy christ ![http://consumedwithrage.blogs.com/chronically_pissed/images/funny_jesus_1_1.gif](http://consumedwithrage.blogs.com/chronically_pissed/images/funny_jesus_1_1.gif) ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 4:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/60 "2007-03-01T04:40:55Z")
[quote=“layzie,post:58,topic:25247"”] this is still my favorite picture [/quote] lolll [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247.md?page=4)