# Jesus... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [October 10, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979 "2010-10-10T19:59:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/181 "2010-10-13T12:05:12Z")
> [@Salute to summer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/salute-to-summer/35821/4): > > Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. It is estimated that bears kill over 2 million salmon a year, attacks by salmon on bears, are much more rare… monkeys make up 80% of the worlds monkey population ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/182 "2010-10-13T12:16:27Z")
These birds are saying howdy to the zebra… Actually, they’re not saying howdy, they’re eating the shit out of him. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/183 "2010-10-13T12:17:39Z")
Aligators are so angry because they have all those teeth and no tooth brush ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/184 "2010-10-13T12:29:32Z")
> [@psi2high"](#): > > Aligators are so angry because they have all those teeth and no tooth brush :facepalm ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/185 "2010-10-13T12:36:36Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/35803/52): > > :facepalm QFT Now, may I interject for a second and say no, politely. What I’m trying to say is that you drank coffee yesterday. You’re gonna drink coffee tomorrey. The point is that I’m not some great white stallion sprinting from shantytown to shantytown, crushing up java beans just to bring them around to my friends. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/186 "2010-10-13T12:40:18Z")
> [@Salute to summer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/salute-to-summer/35821/4): > > It will be piloted by wh3els AND myself. We might die, but we will have fun in the process. The truck certainly exists and it is in the right hands, I cannot reveal all of the details but parts wise it is a collaboration between wh3els and I. > > Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. It is estimated that bears kill over 2 million salmon a year, attacks by salmon on bears, are much more rare… Please reveal… do tell! :rofl ToughDB1 better be doing the welding if you want it to come out half way decent. ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/187 "2010-10-13T13:08:33Z")
> [@7:00 PM, Sunday, 9/23/07: My Bubble Tea](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/7-00-pm-sunday-9-23-07-my-bubble-tea/35670/60): > > Please reveal… do tell! :rofl ToughDB1 better be doing the welding if you want it to come out half way decent. Unfortunately, TouchThisPP1 will not be wiretucking this vehicle. ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/188 "2010-10-13T13:43:09Z")
is that a thong your wearing? ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/189 "2010-10-13T14:31:17Z")
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FACE ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/190 "2010-10-13T15:10:41Z")
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