# Jesus...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [October 10, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979 "2010-10-10T19:59:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/61 "2010-10-10T21:15:17Z")
> [@Anyone know where to get parts for a washing machine?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-know-where-to-get-parts-for-a-washing-machine/35708/9):
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> yeaaaaa your truck isn’t gonna go 155 with less than 20g’s… sorry guy.
Even if it doesn’t go 155… You’re getting shit on… THANKS BUDDY.
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/62 "2010-10-10T21:15:42Z")
Pete in on the swing!!
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### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/63 "2010-10-10T21:17:15Z")
> [@airbag explosions (outside of cars)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/airbag-explosions-outside-of-cars/35695/26):
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> Because it makes your mashed up bubble gum vagina leak… ALL about the drama ask our boy 95GT if you don’t believe me…
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> But for shits and giggles, how’s your dads wallet doin?
About the same as your asshole. Wide open.
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/64 "2010-10-10T21:17:32Z")
My inbox is gonna be 10 kinds of FUCKED! srs hasnt seen this much action since Nam!
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### Author:  [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/65 "2010-10-10T21:18:20Z")
> [@NHL 08 League Xbox 360](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nhl-08-league-xbox-360/35295/55):
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> About the same as your asshole. Wide open.
HAHAHA, Thanks dad for a business and anything else I’ll be successful for… Move on.
Now shut your bitch mouth unless you have something to run.
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/66 "2010-10-10T21:20:09Z")
Epic drunk posts/fantasies by wheels are epic
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/67 "2010-10-10T21:21:09Z")
Hold on, lemme pound some of this JW Black…
WHO WANNA RACE DIS N!GGA???
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### Author:  [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/68 "2010-10-10T21:22:15Z")
Not being mean or anything, but I don’t exactly think the first place I’d like to be is side by side with a wheelchair bound street racer doing 160 fucking mph in an ebay special built truck.
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### Author:  [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/69 "2010-10-10T21:22:27Z")
Just so you know, there isn’t a SINGLE THING that is eBay about his truck. If you can’t do the math, it’s GOING TO BE 800whp with a 3000lb race weight, tubbed on a man-pants tire…
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### Author:  [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/70 "2010-10-10T21:22:29Z")
> [@FS:1979 Pontiac Trans AM(many pics)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1979-pontiac-trans-am-many-pics/34865/44):
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> Epic drunk posts/fantasies by wheels are epic
No drunkies… Gonna be ready to run… Gotta wait for grandma to die, but she’s close.
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### Author:  [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/71 "2010-10-10T21:22:35Z")
habibs are in trouble with the religon if they dont dribk jw black straight hahah… habib i work with told me that
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/72 "2010-10-10T21:24:06Z")
> [@FS: 1991 dodge Stealth](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1991-dodge-stealth/33475/35):
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> habibs are in trouble with the religon if they dont dribk jw black straight hahah… habib i work with told me that
:rofl WTF dude lol
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### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/73 "2010-10-10T21:26:17Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/5966):
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> Now shut your bitch mouth unless you have something to run.
Oh thats right. In order to call people you actually have to have something to run.
Thanks for clearing that up. Wait a sec…
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### Author:  [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/74 "2010-10-10T21:27:36Z")
GOTTT EMMMMM
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### Author:  [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/75 "2010-10-10T21:28:06Z")
> [@okay another thread(starter related)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/okay-another-thread-starter-related/35672/8):
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> No drunkies… Gonna be ready to run… Gotta wait for grandma to die, but she’s close.
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/5966):
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> HAHAHA, Thanks dad for a business and anything else I’ll be successful for… Move on.
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> Now shut your bitch mouth unless you have something to run.
Please stop using the R word…
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/76 "2010-10-10T21:28:08Z")
Wheels:
Im going to wear my finest leather shoes on the day that we race, and upon your vehicular destruction, you will polish my shoes at the end of the 1320.
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### Author:  [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/77 "2010-10-10T21:28:15Z")
> [@Holy shit 540 guys grandmas house](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-shit-540-guys-grandmas-house/35669/44):
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> Oh thats right. In order to call people you actually have to have something to run.
>
> Thanks for clearing that up. Wait a sec…
Do you want me to go turn the key on my truck now?
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### Author:  [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/78 "2010-10-10T21:29:31Z")
> [@Bored in CAD class? NYspeed is your answer!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bored-in-cad-class-nyspeed-is-your-answer/35699/18):
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> Wheels:
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> Im going to wear my finest leather shoes on the day that we race, and upon your vehicular destruction, you will polish my shoes at the end of the 1320.
In my anus??? Or 99FRC’s anus… It should be good and lubed up from the jail prison raping I should give him.
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/79 "2010-10-10T21:30:48Z")
:lol I feel like we need a smackdown sublet in SRS
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### Author:  [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus/254979/80 "2010-10-10T21:32:57Z")
No, we need a “STFU” unless your name is on the list or you think you got a pairs of large dick balls.
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