# Jiggsy built FTW

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [June 24, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918 "2010-06-24T17:47:15Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5

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### Author: ![Justin\_GSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin_gsr/32/6412_2.png) [@Justin\_GSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin_GSR)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/81 "2010-06-25T09:34:04Z")

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when the boogy man goes to sleep he checks his closet for joe jiggs

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/82 "2010-06-25T09:34:40Z")

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Joe Jiggs never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Jiggs”.

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/83 "2010-06-25T09:35:07Z")

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Joe Jiggs doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/84 "2010-06-25T09:35:25Z")

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When you open a can of Whoop Ass, Joe Jiggs pops out

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/85 "2010-06-25T09:35:38Z")

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> [@Jiggsy"](#):
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> well i took the engine out with a floor jack and a factory jack so i didnt have to much control so idk if maybe i clipped one of the lines by accident idk though

it wasn’t even the rubber lines. the hard lines were all pinched like somebody bent them in a pair of pliers or something. was pretty fucked up lookin. kramer has pics somewhere, i don’t see you fucking that up with a floor jack though as it’s nowhere near where you would put the jack.

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/86 "2010-06-25T09:36:06Z")

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Joe Jiggs got a perfect score on his SAT’s, simply by writing Joe Jiggs for every answer.

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### Author: ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/87 "2010-06-25T09:36:11Z")

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> [@Pancakes Vs. Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pancakes-vs-bacon/33000/35):
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> hey jiggs you’re gonna have to get better at the internets so you can come on here and argue with us :rofl :rofl

I love how everyone is squabbling about him in one way or another and other people just come in here and drops bombs about the amazing work he’s done. Without saying anything, he sits back to watch everyone’s reactions. I like your style jiggsy.

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/88 "2010-06-25T09:36:35Z")

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Joe Jiggs once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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### Author: ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/89 "2010-06-25T09:37:41Z")

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> [@Pancakes Vs. Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pancakes-vs-bacon/33000/39):
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> it wasn’t even the rubber lines. the hard lines were all pinched like somebody bent them in a pair of pliers or something. was pretty fucked up lookin. kramer has pics somewhere, i don’t see you fucking that up with a floor jack though as it’s nowhere near where you would put the jack.

i have no idea then i dont remember either. it was so long ago

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/90 "2010-06-25T09:38:06Z")

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> [@FS: SNOW](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-snow/33008/5):
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> I love how everyone is squabbling about him in one way or another and other people just come in here and drops bombs about the amazing work he’s done. Without saying anything, he sits back to watch everyone’s reactions. I like your style jiggsy.

Your customers SHOULD have positive things to say. That’s how its supposed to work. :thumbup:thumbup:thumbup:thumbup

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### Author: ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/91 "2010-06-25T09:38:51Z")

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> [@More rice for the STi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/more-rice-for-the-sti/32961/39):
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> Your customers SHOULD have positive things to say. That’s how its supposed to work. :thumbup:thumbup:thumbup:thumbup

kramers the only one who doesnt

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### Author: ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/92 "2010-06-25T09:39:32Z")

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> [@More rice for the STi](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/more-rice-for-the-sti/32961/39):
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> Your customers SHOULD have positive things to say. That’s how its supposed to work. :thumbup:thumbup:thumbup:thumbup

Well the only person I’ve ever heard complain is Kramer…

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/93 "2010-06-25T09:39:45Z")

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> [@FS: SNOW](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-snow/33008/6):
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> i have no idea then i dont remember either. it was so long ago

don’t take that wrong man, not accusing ANYBODY. I am merely stating what it looked like when I GOT IT.

Lines were FUCKED though. Gave them to kramer as a souvenir.

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/94 "2010-06-25T09:40:02Z")

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Joe Jiggs has never used a clutch or lifted the throttle for a shift

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### Author: ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/95 "2010-06-25T09:40:24Z")

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who also happened to pay in pizza…

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### Author: ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/96 "2010-06-25T09:40:31Z")

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> [@FS: SNOW](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-snow/33008/7):
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> don’t take that wrong man, not accusing ANYBODY. I am merely stating what it looked like when I GOT IT.
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> Lines were FUCKED though. Gave them to kramer as a souvenir.

i know he threw them at me the other day when i was at his house

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/97 "2010-06-25T09:41:43Z")

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> [@cazwrx187"](#):
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> Well the only person I’ve ever heard complain is Kramer…

Dude I dunno, not trying to be in the middle of these two. I have NOTHING bad to say about either one of them. Kramer was good to me all through the repair process.

Jiggsy has never wronged me in any way.

The MR2 on the other hand, was a fucking mess. :rofl :rofl :rofl

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### Author: ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/98 "2010-06-25T09:42:07Z")

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Kramer actually asked Jiggs to pay him him to work on his MR2

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### Author: ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/99 "2010-06-25T09:42:55Z")

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> [@FS: SNOW](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-snow/33008/8):
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> Kramer actually asked Jiggs to pay him him to work on his MR2

:haha

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2010, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jiggsy-built-ftw/252918/100 "2010-06-25T09:42:57Z")

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> [@FS: Subwoofers 10" and 12" Kicker,Alpine,Infinity](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-subwoofers-10-and-12-kicker-alpine-infinity/32077/26):
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> i know he threw them at me the other day when i was at his house

bahahahaha :rofl :rofl :rofl

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