# Joe Jigg's porsche **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [September 2, 2010, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292 "2010-09-02T11:40:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/1 "2010-09-02T11:40:20Z")
Ok so those of you who know and love joe jigg’s know about his lying problem. He tends to over exaggerate literally everything he says. So in my efforts to help him combat this, I want everyone to guess how fast the Porsche will go in the quarter mile. I have been told by numerous people that this car has been pulled by an mr2 just like kramers… a 15 second car. Therefore I will guess that the Porsche is in the 15’s somewhere. When talking to jiggs about this… he gave me a range of 13.4-12.9 “depending on the driver” Specs “porsche 911 993 3.6 m64/05 and its cammed and its got over sized valves turbo rods” for reference… the car is not turboed. Also, Joe jiggs claimed he swapped his brothers dsm motor every single weekend for three years with built motors. Feel free to bring up any other outrageous story you may have heard or know about. ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/2 "2010-09-02T11:45:50Z")
im guessing what 15.1 @90… he should race my tdi and see how it fairs. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/3 "2010-09-02T12:01:21Z")
pretty sure I raced this and shit on it once in the old M3. shit on it hard too. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/4 "2010-09-02T12:01:54Z")
hard. shit on ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/5 "2010-09-02T12:04:01Z")
What cams, what valve size? DRC’s? What grind? Pistons flycut? Cylinders shimmed? M64/60 rods used, interesting. Using M64/21 varioram or just base 3.2 era plenums? Just asking. I’ve got more than a few of these motors under my belt. Low 14’s to high 13’s if he cuts a good 60’ maybe. I’m not a drag guy so i don’t really know. **actually i don’t know shit about drag racing so don’t listen to my numbers :lol** Porsche was always a tad conservative with power figures. Motor stated ~270bhp, more like 280. Varioram equipped around 300. If DRC cams were used and timed properly it’ can make power. 05 heads can use a little massaging though so i’d hope to hell he had them flow matched if he had larger valves and seats installed. Just saying. ---
**Author:** ![dkid15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dkid15/32/6398_2.png) [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/6 "2010-09-02T12:06:11Z")
> [@Letchworth Recap: BBQ Photos and more](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/letchworth-recap-bbq-photos-and-more/34774/4): > > Ok so those of you who know and love joe jigg’s know about his lying problem. He tends to over exaggerate literally everything he says. So in my efforts to help him combat this, I want everyone to guess how fast the Porsche will go in the quarter mile. I have been told by numerous people that this car has been pulled by an mr2 just like kramers… a 15 second car. Therefore I will guess that the Porsche is in the 15’s somewhere. > > Specs > > “porsche 911 993 3.6 > m64/05 > and its cammed and its got over sized valves > turbo rods” > > for reference… the car is not turboed. > > Also, Joe jiggs claimed he swapped his brothers dsm motor every single weekend for three years with built motors. Feel free to bring up any other outrageous story you may have heard or know about. Well apparently the motor was timed wrong when he raced kramers se-r and lost. However the car hasnt moved more than 5 feet since then. Its not tuned either. They did swap motors alot, mostly due to the fact that the eclipse wasnt tuned and had a front mount, turboback, big evo16g…etc Stories that ive heard… Porsche pulled an nsx by 10 cars but lost to kramers altima. The porsche is still worth 70k even though it was purchased for less than that. Joes dads porsche was a test car at the ring before shipped to the usa. Many more stories. However, the porsche did not lose to a supercharged mr2. Ramis Na mr2 pulled his dads 528. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/7 "2010-09-02T12:07:11Z")
**updated first post** ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/8 "2010-09-02T15:34:25Z")
hahah this is epic ! Told me he was going 40 and hit a pole causing some cosmetic damage only . Swapped out the dsm motors everyday and even on holidays ,murrdawg mentioned Has been building motors since he was 5 When he says something is really cheap its usually extremely expensive Thats all I can think of right now … theres been many stories ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/9 "2010-09-02T15:36:50Z")
Who, gives. A; SHIT. ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/10 "2010-09-02T15:41:44Z")
I dont get what the hype is about this joe jiggs fool to begin with. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/11 "2010-09-02T15:58:46Z")
![http://images.memegenerator.net/Happily-Oblivious-Patrick/ImageMacro/2413493/dont-hate-participate.jpg](http://images.memegenerator.net/Happily-Oblivious-Patrick/ImageMacro/2413493/dont-hate-participate.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/12 "2010-09-02T16:35:08Z")
Assholes, all of you. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/13 "2010-09-02T17:08:07Z")
wellllllllllll when i was at otto mitsu , i had to undo a lot of butcherin to a certain d.s.m that someone attempted to make fast … shortly after i fixed it someone screwed it up again just sayin , jiggs your the man kidd , dont let your meat loaf ---
**Author:** ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/14 "2010-09-02T18:22:34Z")
> [@MJOLNIR! Is the name.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mjolnir-is-the-name/34772/17): > > What cams, what valve size? DRC’s? What grind? Pistons flycut? Cylinders shimmed? M64/60 rods used, interesting. Using M64/21 varioram or just base 3.2 era plenums? > > Just asking. I’ve got more than a few of these motors under my belt. > > Low 14’s to high 13’s if he cuts a good 60’ maybe. I’m not a drag guy so i don’t really know. **actually i don’t know shit about drag racing so don’t listen to my numbers :lol** Porsche was always a tad conservative with power figures. Motor stated ~270bhp, more like 280. Varioram equipped around 300. > > If DRC cams were used and timed properly it’ can make power. 05 heads can use a little massaging though so i’d hope to hell he had them flow matched if he had larger valves and seats installed. > > Just saying. there dr super cups cams and i dont remember what machine work was done mm oversized vavles i think re coated the cylinder i forgot what that coatings called nikasl i think idr. non varioram no fly cut no cylinder shims ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/15 "2010-09-02T18:24:32Z")
What in the fuck did you just say? ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/16 "2010-09-02T18:25:35Z")
> [@FS: Some misc stuff](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-some-misc-stuff/34785/2): > > there dr super cups and i dont remember what machine work was done mm oversized vavles i think re i forgot what that coatings call nikasl i think idr. non varioram no fly cut no cylinder shims Have you been drinking tonight? ---
**Author:** ![Jiggsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/35a633/32.png) [@Jiggsy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jiggsy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/17 "2010-09-02T18:27:22Z")
nah its been a long day ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/18 "2010-09-02T18:29:01Z")
lol, i remember doing work on tonys dsm way back in the day ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/19 "2010-09-02T18:41:25Z")
I just want to drive the Porsche again :rofl It seriously has a lot of potential. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292/20 "2010-09-02T19:07:32Z")
> [@SSmokinn SS"](#): > > I dont get what the hype is about this joe jiggs fool to begin with. I dont either. From what Ive seen and heard most of the stuff he works on ends up breaking not long after he fixed it. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joe-jiggs-porsche/254292.md?page=2)