# John the Toilet Shot, Laid to Rest

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**Created:** [February 1, 2009, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-the-toilet-shot-laid-to-rest/241746 "2009-02-01T08:16:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-the-toilet-shot-laid-to-rest/241746/1 "2009-02-01T08:16:35Z")

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> **[John the Toilet Shot, Laid to Rest](http://www.foxnews.com/story/2009/01/31/john-toilet-shot-laid-to-rest.html)**
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> John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant's bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-the-toilet-shot-laid-to-rest/241746/2 "2009-02-01T08:21:43Z")

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> “He was survived by the men’s urinal and wash sink,” said Martinez.

^I laughed water out my nose on that one :rofl

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**Author:** ![MikeyB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mikeyb/32/6448_2.png) [@MikeyB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeyB)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-the-toilet-shot-laid-to-rest/241746/3 "2009-02-01T08:30:20Z")

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If it wasnt for that friggin holster.

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**Author:** ![jordanEBP](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jordanebp/32/6447_2.png) [@jordanEBP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jordanEBP)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-the-toilet-shot-laid-to-rest/241746/4 "2009-02-01T08:50:46Z")

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you know, i find it amusing how much bullshit is on the news around here. With all the important shit going on out there in the world… here in the US, we like to make jokes about a fucking toilet.

not that its not funny, but damn. Everytime i see stuff like this it reminds me of Allegory of The Cave …

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-the-toilet-shot-laid-to-rest/241746/5 "2009-02-01T08:55:49Z")

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Theres gotta be something amusing on the news every now and then with all the death/destruction/lay offs/poverty/etc on the news all the time.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-the-toilet-shot-laid-to-rest/241746/6 "2009-02-01T09:01:55Z")

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> [@DeTomaso Pantera](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/detomaso-pantera/13413/6):
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> Theres gotta be something amusing on the news every now and then with all the death/destruction/lay offs/poverty/etc on the news all the time.

+1 a good sense of humor never hurt anybody

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**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-the-toilet-shot-laid-to-rest/241746/7 "2009-02-02T08:15:05Z")

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they have lots of important news in utah apparently. lmao