# John Trotter, Discount Male Hooker **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 1, 2010, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-trotter-discount-male-hooker/161006 "2010-10-01T10:04:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-trotter-discount-male-hooker/161006/1 "2010-10-01T10:04:19Z")
Which part of this is most amusing to you? (there are so many choices) > The good thing about the depression is that it’s reduced the price of everything from fast food to Toyotas. It’s also taking a bite out of prostitution costs. Meet John Trotter, _the_ name in discount prostitution in Waterford, New York… > ``` > It seems he was looking sweet in a city park the other day, dressed in an impeccable wife-beater and shimmering with a come-hither smile. That's when he was approached by another man with a fetching proposition of felatio. The man offered to pay Trotter $35 in cash, plus a winning $5 lotto ticket, in exchange for being allowed to give Trotter a blow job. > > ``` > Trotter consented. A grand time was had by all. > Yet someone reported suspicious activity in the park. By the time police arrived, our amorous duo had already left. But Trotter was worried about eventually being pinched – or perhaps he was just having pangs of guilt over selling for below the suggested retail price. So he peddled his bike to a police station to turn himself in. > Trotter’s been charged with prostitution. His john has yet to be caught. The worst part of all this is that the $35 and the lotto ticket were confiscated as evidence. > **[NCESC - Discovering Employment Paths and Travel Experiences](https://www.ncesc.com/)** > > Explore a diverse knowledge hub offering expert insights on careers, shopping, money-making, lifestyle, and travel. Join our community today. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-trotter-discount-male-hooker/161006/2 "2010-10-01T10:07:23Z")
Dude should have kept his $40 and BJ and spent it on enough booze to make him black out. How sad is that for the other guy that he has to pay dudes to blow them? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-trotter-discount-male-hooker/161006/3 "2010-10-01T11:11:48Z")
Who can find the typo in the article? ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-trotter-discount-male-hooker/161006/4 "2010-10-01T11:14:44Z")
felatio. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-trotter-discount-male-hooker/161006/5 "2010-10-01T11:21:41Z")
I don’t think he sold his bike to the police station… ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-trotter-discount-male-hooker/161006/6 "2010-10-01T11:21:43Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > How sad is that for the other guy that he has to pay dudes to blow them? Just shows you how evil the universe can be. In a better universe the person who loved blowing random dudes would be a hot chick and good times would be had by all without any need for it to turn into an illegal financial transaction. ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-trotter-discount-male-hooker/161006/7 "2010-10-01T17:19:29Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I don’t think he sold his bike to the police station… i see what you did there.