# Joke - Biker Logic **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 30, 2008, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-biker-logic/200412 "2008-10-30T05:58:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![blackfive-o](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3e96dc/32.png) [@blackfive-o](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blackfive-o)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-biker-logic/200412/1 "2008-10-30T05:58:23Z")
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a biker guy are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. ‘I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total’, says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ’ POOF! With the blink of the Genie’s eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, ‘I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.’ POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Biker says, ‘I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.’ The Genie explains, ‘Well, it’s about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it’s virtually impenetrable.’ The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles and says, ‘Fill it with water.’ ---
**Author:** ![99345hp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/34f0e0/32.png) [@99345hp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99345hp)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-biker-logic/200412/2 "2008-10-30T08:54:44Z")
LMAO!! im going to have to repeat this one!! one of the best jokes ever. ---
**Author:** ![white4g63](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@white4g63](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/white4g63)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-biker-logic/200412/3 "2008-10-30T09:32:31Z")
Thats pretty good ---
**Author:** ![brokeasskorean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@brokeasskorean](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brokeasskorean)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-biker-logic/200412/4 "2008-10-30T10:14:20Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![SmokinDiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-biker-logic/200412/5 "2008-10-30T15:46:04Z")
> [@FS: FALL OUT BOY TICKETS 11/19/07](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-fall-out-boy-tickets-11-19-07/38508/14): > > 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-biker-logic/200412/6 "2008-10-30T16:29:52Z")
:bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-biker-logic/200412/7 "2008-10-30T16:53:11Z")
water? they’d all float to the top! ---
**Author:** ![tegSimple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d6d6ee/32.png) [@tegSimple](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tegSimple)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-biker-logic/200412/8 "2008-10-30T16:57:41Z")
thats some funny shit right there ---
**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-biker-logic/200412/9 "2008-10-30T17:05:46Z")
very nice ---
**Author:** ![PurpleMongoose](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purplemongoose/32/3349_2.png) [@PurpleMongoose](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PurpleMongoose)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-biker-logic/200412/10 "2008-10-30T19:51:40Z")
> [@Wow, i never thought of this... engineers get in here for some heated discussion!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wow-i-never-thought-of-this-engineers-get-in-here-for-some-heated-discussion/38512/20): > > water? they’d all float to the top! Good point…just fill it halfway. ---
**Author:** ![green](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/green/32/5996_2.png) [@green](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/green)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-biker-logic/200412/11 "2008-10-30T20:08:17Z")
Fill it with diesel fuel then theyll sink to the bottom