# Joke (didn;t come up with it)
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 7, 2005, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515 "2005-04-07T08:03:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
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### Author:  [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515/1 "2005-04-07T08:03:36Z")
So don’t crusify me.
The Pope, Johnny Chochran, and Terri Shivo go up to the pearl Gates and see St Peter. The pope goes up to the gate and St peter says “who are you?” The Pope responds “You don;t reconize me? I’m the Pope, I’m a faithful servant of God (Yadda Yadda)”. St Peter says “Ok you may pass”
Johnny Chochran comes to the gate and again St Peter asks who he is. Johnny replis “I’m Johnny Chochran, chamipion of the underdog, I have helped prove people’s innocents (Yadda Yadda)” St Peter tells him to proceed through.
Terri Schivo come sup to the gates and is presented with the same question. Terri responds with “WAHHHHHHHHHH”. St Peter looks puzzeled and responds “I have no Idea what you said go to hell.”
:eek:
(Oh yes I am very board today)
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### Author:  [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515/2 "2005-04-07T08:18:46Z")
wow
the creativity is high in this one
worst attempt at a joke ever! I don’t even think this could be classified as a joke
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### Author:  [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515/3 "2005-04-07T08:19:34Z")
haha…
haha= where is the joke… not haha @ the ‘joke’
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### Author:  [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515/4 "2005-04-07T08:44:32Z")
like I said I didn;t come up with it and was bored so I needed to type somthing :dunno:
I just want to go home.
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515/5 "2005-04-07T08:51:27Z")
hahaha
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### Author:  [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515/6 "2005-04-07T08:53:58Z")
> [@Sight N Sound](#):
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> like I said I didn;t come up with it and was bored so I needed to type somthing :dunno:
>
> I just want to go home.
you lie, you just spent the past hour creating this!
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### Author:  [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515/7 "2005-04-07T08:57:44Z")
lmfao awesome!
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### Author:  [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515/8 "2005-04-07T08:58:34Z")
> [@bobby311](#):
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> you lie, you just spent the past hour creating this!
no actually it was the guy working next to me.
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### Author:  [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515/9 "2005-04-07T09:07:25Z")
Sigh…here’s a better one:
The pope gets up to the pearly gates. As St. Peter is showing him around, he sees a man come up to the pearly gates. He tells the pope to “hold on a sec”.
St Peter and scores of angels all swarm the man, and rush him through the entrance, lavishing him with affection. The pope, mildly irritated, asks St Peter what the big deal is.
St Peter replies, “Your Holiness, we have several hundred popes up here, but this man’s our first Republican.”
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### Author:  [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515/10 "2005-04-07T09:09:07Z")
how do you know the pope is a republican?
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### Author:  [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515/11 "2005-04-07T11:42:13Z")
> [@bobby311](#):
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> how do you know the pope is a republican?
not the pope…johny cocrahn!!!
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-didn-t-come-up-with-it/173515/12 "2005-04-07T11:42:51Z")
if you have to explain a joke, it’s not funny.