# Joke my boss just told me
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 19, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287 "2008-03-19T12:06:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Weight-WHP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Weight-WHP)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/1 "2008-03-19T12:06:38Z")
How do you slow down a hooker?
Put a governor on her…
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/2 "2008-03-19T12:09:17Z")
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/3 "2008-03-19T12:14:14Z")
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### Author:  [@95VDUB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95VDUB)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/4 "2008-03-19T12:22:27Z")
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/5 "2008-03-19T12:26:22Z")
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### Author:  [@gsx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gsx)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/6 "2008-03-19T12:29:17Z")
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/7 "2008-03-19T12:30:33Z")
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Ha ha, I fucked it up.
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### Author:  [@Weight-WHP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Weight-WHP)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/8 "2008-03-19T12:30:42Z")
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dam it:uhh:
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/9 "2008-03-19T12:36:20Z")
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### Author:  [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/10 "2008-03-19T12:42:53Z")
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### Author:  [@See4Ways](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/See4Ways)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/11 "2008-03-19T12:46:00Z")
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/12 "2008-03-19T12:49:14Z")
IHISM
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/13 "2008-03-19T13:09:40Z")
why did the govener see a hooker?
his wife was a spitzer, not a swallower
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### Author:  [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/14 "2008-03-19T13:29:43Z")
> [@Jam](#):
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> why did the govener see a hooker?
>
> his wife was a spitzer, not a swallower
ehhhhhhh, that was kindaaa funnyyyyyy
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### Author:  [@Weight-WHP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Weight-WHP)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-my-boss-just-told-me/45287/15 "2008-03-19T13:40:33Z")
> [@Jam](#):
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> why did the govener see a hooker?
>
> his wife was a spitzer, not a swallower
FUNNY!!