# joke of the day **URL:** \ **Category:** Canada Nissan Automotive\ **Created:** [November 2, 2006, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/132183 "2006-11-02T00:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/132183/1 "2006-11-02T00:21:24Z")
**No Dogs Allowed** ``` A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. ``` Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says “You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.” The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!” The second man replies “This is my seeing-eye dog.” The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs.” The man pauses for a half-second and replies “What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?” ![http://www.funnyhumor.com/viewcount.php?type=joke&id=92&s=](http://www.funnyhumor.com/viewcount.php?type=joke&id=92&s=) ---
**Author:** ![MikeP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MikeP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeP)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/132183/2 "2006-11-02T14:32:05Z")
That was horrible… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/132183/3 "2006-11-02T14:34:19Z")
hahahahah i know… ---
**Author:** ![Blade](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blade/32/3190_2.png) [@Blade](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blade)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/132183/4 "2006-11-02T16:02:18Z")
T\_T hahahaha…