# joke of the day
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 6, 2008, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007 "2008-10-06T09:31:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@spektator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spektator)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/1 "2008-10-06T09:31:55Z")
A little kid humor to brighten your day!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’
Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding
the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say’s to his father, ‘Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.’
The father says, ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.’
The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit .
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### Author:  [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/2 "2008-10-06T09:42:36Z")
🤣
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### Author:  [@spektator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spektator)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/3 "2008-10-06T09:44:49Z")
i read that and thought of 77redneck’s son…
daddy would be proud. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/4 "2008-10-06T09:46:29Z")
i read that and got down on my knees and prayed to a god that I do not believe exists to sweep down and banish you from making threads.
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### Author:  [@spektator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spektator)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/5 "2008-10-06T09:48:41Z")
just thought people needed to get the edge off a lil have a laugh.
sorry i dont feel like being politically formal today.
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### Author:  [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/6 "2008-10-06T10:11:28Z")
I thought it was funny
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/7 "2008-10-06T11:17:37Z")
lol
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### Author:  [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/8 "2008-10-06T11:56:55Z")
> [@wtb/wtt wideband kit](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-wtt-wideband-kit/38215/3):
>
> 🤣
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/9 "2008-10-07T12:14:44Z")
> [@Pop up problem.. /virus/whatever](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pop-up-problem-virus-whatever/38217/7):
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> i read that and thought of 77redneck’s son…
>
> daddy would be proud. 🙂
:wtf:
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### Author:  [@spektator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spektator)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/10 "2008-10-07T12:24:19Z")
> [@77rednecktruck"](#):
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> :wtf:
it was a compliment…i wasnt being mean. 💏
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/11 "2008-10-07T12:25:58Z")
> [@OFFROAD MEET 11-06-07](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/offroad-meet-11-06-07/38237/4):
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> it was a compliment…i wasnt being mean. 💏
🙂
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### Author:  [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/12 "2008-10-07T17:46:35Z")
> [@wtb/wtt wideband kit](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-wtt-wideband-kit/38215/3):
>
> 🤣
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### Author:  [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/13 "2008-10-07T17:50:18Z")
> [@OFFROAD MEET 11-06-07](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/offroad-meet-11-06-07/38237/4):
>
> it was a compliment…i wasnt being mean. 💏
he’s a little slow you have to spell it out… even then he might not get it
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/200007/14 "2008-10-07T18:04:22Z")
> [@WTB: 1g dsm turbo ISC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-1g-dsm-turbo-isc/38259/2):
>
> he’s a little slow you have to spell it out… even then he might not get it
I still have no idea what the fuck you people are talking about.