# joke of the day
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 24, 2008, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012 "2008-10-24T10:38:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/1 "2008-10-24T10:38:59Z")
whats red,and smells like blue paint?
red paint
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/2 "2008-10-24T10:40:01Z")
you’re an idiot if you think that is funny.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/3 "2008-10-24T10:40:24Z")
lol
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### Author:  [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/4 "2008-10-24T10:44:06Z")
> [@Nikuk](#):
>
> you’re an idiot if you think that is funny.
cmon man.
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/5 "2008-10-24T10:45:46Z")
:rimshot:
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/6 "2008-10-24T10:47:06Z")
I snickered a wee bit
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/7 "2008-10-24T10:50:42Z")
> [@Nikuk](#):
>
> you’re an idiot if you think that is funny.
I laughed out loud. :simplemind:
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### Author:  [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/8 "2008-10-24T10:51:37Z")
^thank you
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### Author:  [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/9 "2008-10-24T10:52:26Z")
A housewife takes a lover during the day,
while her husband is at work.
Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
Boy: “Want to buy it?”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: “My dad’s outside.”
Man: “OK, how much?”
Boy: “$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”
Man: “That’s nice.”
Boy: “Want to buy it?”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: “Ill tell.”
Man: “How much?”
Boy: “$750.”
Man: “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy,
“Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!”
The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The son says, “$1,000.”
The father says, “That’s terrible to over-charge your friends
like that. That is way more than those two things cost.
I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and
makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and
closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that sh\*t again.”
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/10 "2008-10-24T10:54:13Z")
:lol: :bigclap:
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/11 "2008-10-24T10:54:28Z")
^Thread save. lol
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/12 "2008-10-24T10:55:21Z")
LOL at thread save.
Horrible one I just heard:
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/13 "2008-10-24T10:55:42Z")
> [@BREETIME](#):
>
> ^thank you
> [@Fry](#):
>
> I laughed out loud. **:simplemind:**
:bloated:
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/14 "2008-10-24T10:55:56Z")
> [@fbrendan](#):
>
> What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dre?
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### Author:  [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/15 "2008-10-24T10:56:02Z")
i like it.redpaint
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/16 "2008-10-24T10:56:25Z")
:lol:
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/17 "2008-10-24T10:56:46Z")
> [@Nikuk](#):
>
> Dre?
lol yes :meh:
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/18 "2008-10-24T10:59:40Z")
> [@fbrendan](#):
>
> What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
I lawled at this one too hehe.
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### Author:  [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/19 "2008-10-24T10:59:57Z")
> [@BREETIME"](#):
>
> whats red,and smells like blue paint?
>
> red paint
You should say that you stole it from mythbusters last nite.
Way to go champ…way to go.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke-of-the-day/57012/20 "2008-10-24T11:01:05Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#):
>
> You should say that you stole it from mythbusters last nite.
>
> Way to go champ…way to go.
whats worse?
Him stealing it from mythbusters or you admitting that you still watch the show?
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