# Joke

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/13067>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 8, 2006, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/13067 "2006-06-08T12:08:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/13067/1 "2006-06-08T12:08:29Z")

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A very unattractive, nasty, mean actin’ woman walks

into Walmart with her two kids.

The Walmart Greeter, asks “Are they twins”?

The ugly woman says "Hell no, the oldest one, he’s 9, and the younger one, she’s 7.

“Why?.. Do you think they really look alike?”

“Hell no”, replied the greeter, “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice”

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/13067/2 "2006-06-08T12:09:22Z")

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:lol: not bad. btw I have that picture you wanted. need the email yo

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/13067/3 "2006-06-08T14:09:17Z")

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:lol: thats sweet

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/13067/4 "2006-06-08T18:06:01Z")

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thats JEG’s mom…

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/13067/5 "2006-06-08T18:14:25Z")

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hey…2 of my little sisters are twins…remember that.

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2006, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/13067/6 "2006-06-08T18:24:15Z")

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hahaha