# joke

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/169974>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 24, 2004, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/169974 "2004-10-24T11:14:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/169974/1 "2004-10-24T11:14:19Z")

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Annual Nymphomaniacs of America convention

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he  
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon  
realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it she  
took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he  
blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business.  
I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in  
Chicago.”

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen  
sittingnext to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your  
business  
role at the convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I am the lead  
lecturer where I use information that I have learned from my own personal  
experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said “and what kinds of myths are there?”  
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African American men  
are the most well-endowed of all men when in fact it is the Native American  
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is  
that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish  
descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with the  
absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.  
“I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all this  
with you. I don’t even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.”

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/169974/2 "2004-10-24T17:29:45Z")

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hahahahaha

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/169974/3 "2004-10-24T20:31:25Z")

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Tonto Goldstein. Nice. 🤣

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/169974/4 "2004-10-24T20:34:39Z")

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that joke is from a playboy in the mid eighties, my grandpap has the issue

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/169974/5 "2004-10-24T20:40:57Z")

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who reads the jokes in Playboy :dunno:

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/169974/6 "2004-10-24T20:42:08Z")

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> [@SHAG](#):
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> who reads the jokes in Playboy :dunno:

takin a shit… gotta read what’s there. 🙂
