# joke

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/170068>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 29, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/170068 "2004-10-29T16:38:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/170068/1 "2004-10-29T16:38:59Z")

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\>A young, handsome cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab  
\>driver won’t  
\> stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.  
\>  
\> He replies, “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend  
\> you.”  
\>  
\> She answers, “My dear, you cannot offend me. In my type of job,  
\> I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I  
\> would find offensive.”  
\>  
\> “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me.”  
\>  
\> She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that:  
\> #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”  
\>  
\> The cab driver gets very excited and says, “Yes, I am single and I’m  
\> Catholic!”  
\>  
\> “OK” the Nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”  
\>  
\> The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.  
\> But  
\> when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.  
\>  
\> “My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?”  
\>  
\> “Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married and I’m  
\> not a Catholic.”  
\>  
\> The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is “Bruce,” and I’m going to a Halloween  
\> party.”

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/170068/2 "2004-10-29T18:15:26Z")

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Ur A Better Joke Then That!

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**Author:** ![Craig\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Craig\_King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Craig_King)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/170068/3 "2004-10-29T18:17:57Z")

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:hahano: