# joke

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/175829
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 23, 2005, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/175829 "2005-07-23T03:25:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
**Page:** 1

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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2005, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/175829/1 "2005-07-23T03:25:39Z")

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An elderly man in Florida owned a large farm for many years. He had a  
large pond in the back, fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some orange and grapefruit trees.  
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was made.  
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.  
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and  
laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.  
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”  
The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”

Moral: Old men can still think fast. :bowrofl:

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### Author: ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/175829/2 "2005-07-23T03:54:00Z")

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🤣🤣

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### Author: ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/175829/3 "2005-07-23T04:28:02Z")

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> [@PewterSS](#):
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> 🤣🤣

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### Author: ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/175829/4 "2005-07-23T05:12:34Z")

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> [@PewterSS](#):
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> 🤣🤣

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### Author: ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2005, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/175829/5 "2005-07-23T05:23:51Z")

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:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

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### Author: ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/175829/6 "2005-07-23T07:06:51Z")

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> [@00BlackSS](#):
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> :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2005, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/175829/7 "2005-07-23T14:01:35Z")

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i though jokes were supposed to be funny… :dunno:

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### Author: ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [July 23, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/175829/8 "2005-07-23T14:22:40Z")

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🤣

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### Author: ![PittsburghSvt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@PittsburghSvt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PittsburghSvt)
#### Post date: [July 24, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/175829/9 "2005-07-24T14:41:22Z")

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funny stuff…