# joke

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/178582>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 2, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/178582 "2005-12-02T16:19:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/178582/1 "2005-12-02T16:19:43Z")

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A doctor, the lawyer and the truck driver were talking about what they were going to give their wives for christmas.  
The Dr. says, “I got her a fur coat and a lexus, that way if she dosn’t like the fur, she will like the car.”  
The lawyer said, “I got my wife a 12 karat diamond and a Jaguar, that way if she dosn’t like the ring, she will love the Jag!”  
The truck driver siad, “I got my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. That way if she dosn’t like the T-shirt, she can go f\*ck herself!”

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**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/178582/2 "2005-12-02T16:23:17Z")

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haha…ancient but good