# Joke **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 23, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731 "2006-01-23T23:33:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/1 "2006-01-23T23:33:57Z")
Why You Never Question A Drunk A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.” ---
**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/2 "2006-01-23T23:36:02Z")
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![vw16vcabby](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vw16vcabby/32/5943_2.png) [@vw16vcabby](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vw16vcabby)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 11:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/3 "2006-01-23T23:37:35Z")
pics for proof! ---
**Author:** ![sexyvwdiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@sexyvwdiva](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sexyvwdiva)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/4 "2006-01-23T23:38:29Z")
haha ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/5 "2006-01-23T23:49:57Z")
> [@01GPGT](#): > > :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/6 "2006-01-24T07:40:50Z")
ouch:rofl: ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/7 "2006-01-24T07:43:57Z")
… waiting for a joke. ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/8 "2006-01-24T07:48:01Z")
hahahahahhaa it’s not as funny if you are actually an ugly person Sorry Sonny… had to do it. 😃💏 ---
**Author:** ![rmrider897](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@rmrider897](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rmrider897)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/9 "2006-01-24T07:49:46Z")
thats an awesome drunk comment. ---
**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/10 "2006-01-24T07:52:08Z")
:eek4: ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/11 "2006-01-24T07:52:51Z")
> [@newchic](#): > > hahahahahhaa > > it’s not as funny if you are actually an ugly person > > Sorry Sonny… had to do it. 😃💏 > [@fshowcars](#): > > … waiting for a joke. ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/12 "2006-01-24T07:54:43Z")
[QUOTE=fshowcars][/QUOTE] :bluez28: ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_WS6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Silver\_WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver_WS6)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/13 "2009-11-21T09:32:43Z")
still funny ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/14 "2009-11-21T11:09:25Z")
lol… took 3 years ---
**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/15 "2009-11-21T14:05:01Z")
that’s still fucking hilarious ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/179731/16 "2009-11-22T17:12:06Z")
> [@Only in Cheektowaga...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/only-in-cheektowaga/41657/4): > > that’s still fucking hilarious x2