# joke **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 25, 2006, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/182460 "2006-05-25T22:54:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2006, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/182460/1 "2006-05-25T22:54:19Z")
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. “This is great,” he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. “I can get away from him with no problem” thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this kind of thing.” He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. “Sir,” he said, looking at his watch. “My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.” The man looked at the trooper and said, “Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back” “Have a good day, Sir,” said the Trooper ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 4:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/182460/2 "2006-05-26T04:16:25Z")
:repost:+older than me!nexted! ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/182460/3 "2006-05-26T04:57:05Z")
> [@pewterss](#): > > :repost:+older than me!nexted! yeah, whatever he tried to say. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/182460/4 "2006-05-26T10:42:01Z")
> [@pewterss](#): > > :repost:+older than me!nexted! x2. minus the older than me part ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/182460/5 "2006-05-26T11:17:37Z")
> [@ninjenn](#): > > yeah, whatever he tried to say. 😃 x4549458374895347532749 rofl!!!111 :itr41: ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/182460/6 "2006-05-26T11:22:09Z")
older than computers ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/182460/7 "2006-05-26T11:35:06Z")
your joke made me so cross eyed i cried down my back ---
**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/182460/8 "2006-05-26T12:59:50Z")
SlowR/t FTL ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/182460/9 "2006-05-27T11:25:09Z")
I had an asthma attack and died brushing the dust off of your ancient “joke”. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2006, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/182460/10 "2006-05-27T13:22:22Z")
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