# Joke.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/183966>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 2, 2006, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/183966 "2006-08-02T07:54:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/183966/21 "2006-08-08T17:01:12Z")

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Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

“What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked. “It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock” the drunk replied. A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. “Yup” replied the drunk. “How’s it work?” the second guest asked, squinting at it.

“Watch” the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed  
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE…IT’S TEN PAST THREE IN THE MORNING!!!

🤣

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