# joke **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 14, 2006, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/186231 "2006-11-14T16:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/186231/1 "2006-11-14T16:18:20Z")
So there’s a mouse walking along and he comes upon an elephant stuck in quicksand. The elephant begs him to help, but the mouse replies that since he is so small, he can’t possibly do anything to help. But the mouse promises he’ll come up with something and goes scampering away. A few minutes later, just before the elephant is about to go completly under, the mouse pull up in a Corvette. He hooks a rope to the bumper and throws the otehr end to the elephant and quickly pulls the elephant to safety. A few weeks later the same mouse gets stuck in the same sand pit. The elephant hears his screams and comes to help. Since he has to breathe out of his trunk, he straddles the pit and lowers his dick for the mouse to grab onto. The mouse grabs on and is pulled to safety: Moral of the story: If you have a big dick, you dont need a Corvette. :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![SCHMEIDER](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/schmeider/32/6032_2.png) [@SCHMEIDER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SCHMEIDER)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/186231/2 "2006-11-14T16:22:10Z")
lol…thats pretty good ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/186231/3 "2006-11-14T16:23:53Z")
good story. How many vettes are in your garage again? ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/186231/4 "2006-11-14T16:27:47Z")
> [@Adding to jegs thread (sad)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/adding-to-jegs-thread-sad/25845/4): > > good story. How many vettes are in your garage again? you don’t need a vette when you have a maxima with a wing and fartcan. ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/186231/5 "2006-11-14T18:04:09Z")
> [@Someone from here?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-from-here/25839/15): > > So there’s a mouse walking along and he comes upon an elephant stuck in quicksand. The elephant begs him to help, but the mouse replies that since he is so small, he can’t possibly do anything to help. But the mouse promises he’ll come up with something and goes scampering away. > > A few minutes later, just before the elephant is about to go completly under, the mouse pull up in a Corvette. He hooks a rope to the bumper and throws the otehr end to the elephant and quickly pulls the elephant to safety. > > A few weeks later the same mouse gets stuck in the same sand pit. The elephant hears his screams and comes to help. Since he has to breathe out of his trunk, he straddles the pit and lowers his dick for the mouse to grab onto. The mouse grabs on and is pulled to safety: > > Moral of the story: > > If you have a big dick, you dont need a Corvette. > > :kekegay: :kekegay: LOL ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/186231/6 "2006-11-14T18:37:06Z")
> [@8 + 9 = springtime photoshoot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8-9-springtime-photoshoot/25825/34): > > you don’t need a vette when you have a maxima with a wing and fartcan. :owned:🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/joke/186231/7 "2006-11-16T13:41:11Z")
> [@8 + 9 = springtime photoshoot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8-9-springtime-photoshoot/25825/34): > > you don’t need a vette when you have a maxima with a wing and fartcan. this post would be so much funnier if my car actually had a wing. It doesnt even have a factory wing. :hsugh: