# jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 7, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095 "2006-02-07T20:16:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/1 "2006-02-07T20:16:59Z")
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window my local bank. I chose the shortest line, just one guy in front of me. He was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated. He asked the teller, “Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen? Today I get hunat eighty?” The teller says, “Fluctuations.” The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white guys too * * * An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks “Are they twins”? The woman says "No, he’s 9 and she’s 7. “Why? Do you think they look alike?” No", he replies, “I just can’t believe you got laid twice”! ba-zing ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/2 "2006-02-07T20:36:09Z")
second one 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/3 "2006-02-07T20:45:07Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/4 "2006-02-07T22:06:30Z")
lol the second one was good ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/5 "2006-02-08T03:26:02Z")
first one -5/10 second one 7.5/10 ---
**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/6 "2006-02-08T07:36:24Z")
:bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/7 "2006-02-08T07:44:55Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#): > > 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![tc166](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@tc166](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tc166)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/8 "2006-02-08T08:39:42Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/9 "2006-02-08T08:41:46Z")
i thought the first was funny… ---
**Author:** ![Highway\_Star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Highway\_Star](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Highway_Star)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/10 "2006-02-08T10:43:57Z")
they were both pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/11 "2006-02-08T11:56:31Z")
second was funnier ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/12 "2006-02-08T13:05:21Z")
ouch 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![falloutpunk2001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@falloutpunk2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/falloutpunk2001)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jokes/180095/13 "2006-02-11T12:16:50Z")
Second one FTW