# Jorge Lorenzo's "cribs" house tour

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jorge-lorenzos-cribs-house-tour/268230>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 13, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jorge-lorenzos-cribs-house-tour/268230 "2014-02-13T17:47:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jorge-lorenzos-cribs-house-tour/268230/1 "2014-02-13T17:47:09Z")

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[http://www.thebikeinsurer.co.uk/video/through-the-lorenzo-keyhole/](http://www.thebikeinsurer.co.uk/video/through-the-lorenzo-keyhole/)

damn. times are tough.

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jorge-lorenzos-cribs-house-tour/268230/2 "2014-02-13T18:23:49Z")

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It amazes me how cramped some of the rooms were. The house didn’t seem to have much flow at all. “here’s the pool table and poker table. Oh, yea… we don’t use the poker table. No room for chairs”

The views were insane at that location. They should have made the jacuzzi a full deck with bar and seating area, instead of just a place big enough to hold just the jacuzzi…

Oh well. His money to do with what he wants. I bet he’s barely home anyways…

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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jorge-lorenzos-cribs-house-tour/268230/3 "2014-02-13T18:50:44Z")

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yea theres definitely some things that are kind of goofy, but europeans are goofy.

the gym/pool/garage set up is pretty BA though

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jorge-lorenzos-cribs-house-tour/268230/4 "2014-02-13T19:11:51Z")

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_“The doors open like a bird”_

Yeah, thanks. I was reaching for what they reminded me of and was drawing a blank…

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**Author:** ![hazynighthawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hazynighthawk/32/6173_2.png) [@hazynighthawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hazynighthawk)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jorge-lorenzos-cribs-house-tour/268230/5 "2014-02-15T12:47:26Z")

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fuck him and his money. I want that house
