# Judge calls in sick..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 23, 2009, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571 "2009-11-23T12:17:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571/1 "2009-11-23T12:17:18Z")
[http://ps3.qj.net/Judge-calls-in-sick-to-play-Modern-Warfare-2/pg/49/aid/136138](http://ps3.qj.net/Judge-calls-in-sick-to-play-Modern-Warfare-2/pg/49/aid/136138) > Just because district judges look intimidating, doesn’t mean they have a lighter side to them. Underneath the toga and the hammer lies a simple guy with simple pleasures. This can be said about an unnamed UK district judge who called in sick so he can stay home to play Modern Warfare 2. > > The judge, 48 years of age and married with two kids, waited in line outside a retailer for the midnight release of the game “like Charlie waiting outside the chocolate factory.” This gamer went straight home and went on a night-breaking marathon, calling in sick the following day. This judge also spends “hundreds of pounds a year” on new games. LOL ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571/2 "2009-11-23T12:21:01Z")
Awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571/3 "2009-11-23T12:23:30Z")
Coolest Judge ever. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571/4 "2009-11-23T13:01:36Z")
Cool judges rock. More people should get more down to earth like that guy. Like my local judge, I grew up with his kids. The last 4 tickets I brought in 2 weeks ago all the people behind me were chuckling as he read off each one, they thought I was fucked… then we started talking about the familys and what not. He dismissed 3 of them and gave me a parking ticket for the last one. Took 6 points and over $800 worth of tickets down to 0 points and $100! the people behind me gave me such a glare when I left. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571/5 "2009-11-23T13:06:38Z")
nice work. make sure i get introduced to this guy as your relative. lol ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571/6 "2009-11-23T13:08:31Z")
^ thats like me with Judge litz in rotterdam. went to school with his 5 daughters and him and my father did cub scouts when i was in it when i was small. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571/7 "2009-11-23T13:24:25Z")
> [@FS: Honda Element Stuff](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-honda-element-stuff/26266/4): > > ^ thats like me with Judge litz in rotterdam. went to school with his 5 daughters and him and my father did cub scouts when i was in it when i was small. Connections, you gotta have them!!! Thats the only way I only have 2 points on my lic! speaking of which, isnt it funny as hell all the noobs going in and pleading guilty to like a 75 in a 55 or something cause they have no idea how the system works! You see the nice judges tell explaine the way it works and help them out, and I have LUL’d my balls off at courts where the judge is like a stone wall and just says, ok you now have 6 points and a $280 fine. next please! haha > [@Its about time! \*\*pix inside\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-about-time-pix-inside/25257/34): > > nice work. make sure i get introduced to this guy as your relative. lol You can be the creepy uncle, hows that? ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571/8 "2009-11-23T15:39:34Z")
This could possibly backfire… " I plead not-guilty to 100 in a school zone 35." "Ok son. I will be dropping your ticket to a seat-belt vio…Wait a second. Are you “KillenNoobz367” on PS3? " “Yes your honor. Why do you ask?” “Well, do you remember last night on MW2, the guy you flash-banged, then killed with a knife from the other side of the map on a lucky shot?” “Yes sir I do. I don’t understand, why are you asking?” “Because son. That was me. And you killed me when I was one kill away from calling in a nuke.” “Oh I am sorry your honor.” “Yea kid, me too. Me too. Your sentenced to 1 month in jail, without the possibility of parole and owe a $5000.00 fine. You are to be given 8 points on your license. Have a good night.” ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571/9 "2009-11-23T15:47:01Z")
> [@What Should It Be??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-should-it-be/26269/11): > > This could possibly backfire… > > " I plead not-guilty to 100 in a school zone 35." > > "Ok son. I will be dropping your ticket to a seat-belt vio…Wait a second. Are you “KillenNoobz367” on PS3? " > > “Yes your honor. Why do you ask?” > > “Well, do you remember last night on MW2, the guy you flash-banged, then killed with a knife from the other side of the map on a lucky shot?” > > “Yes sir I do. I don’t understand, why are you asking?” > > “Because son. That was me. And you killed me when I was one kill away from calling in a nuke.” > > “Oh I am sorry your honor.” > > “Yea kid, me too. Me too. Your sentenced to 1 month in jail, without the possibility of parole and owe a $5000.00 fine. You are to be given 8 points on your license. Have a good night.” 🤣rofl At which point I would call the judge a nOOb! ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571/10 "2009-11-23T16:39:33Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/3627): > > Cool judges rock. More people should get more down to earth like that guy. > > Like my local judge, I grew up with his kids. The last 4 tickets I brought in 2 weeks ago all the people behind me were chuckling as he read off each one, they thought I was fucked… then we started talking about the familys and what not. He dismissed 3 of them and gave me a parking ticket for the last one. Took 6 points and over $800 worth of tickets down to 0 points and $100! the people behind me gave me such a glare when I left. :rofl +1 I’m good family friends with the Guilderland town judge and he’s one of the nicest guys I know. Yet the cholo I had in Albany was a prickkkk.