# Judge calls in sick.....

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**Created:** [November 23, 2009, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571 "2009-11-23T12:17:18Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/judge-calls-in-sick/248571/9 "2009-11-23T15:47:01Z")

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> [@What Should It Be??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-should-it-be/26269/11):
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> This could possibly backfire…
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> " I plead not-guilty to 100 in a school zone 35."
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> "Ok son. I will be dropping your ticket to a seat-belt vio…Wait a second. Are you “KillenNoobz367” on PS3? "
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> “Yes your honor. Why do you ask?”
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> “Well, do you remember last night on MW2, the guy you flash-banged, then killed with a knife from the other side of the map on a lucky shot?”
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> “Yes sir I do. I don’t understand, why are you asking?”
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> “Because son. That was me. And you killed me when I was one kill away from calling in a nuke.”
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> “Oh I am sorry your honor.”
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> “Yea kid, me too. Me too. Your sentenced to 1 month in jail, without the possibility of parole and owe a $5000.00 fine. You are to be given 8 points on your license. Have a good night.”

🤣rofl At which point I would call the judge a nOOb!

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