# JUGS! **URL:** \ **Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 20, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jugs/132784 "2007-01-20T23:08:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jugs/132784/1 "2007-01-20T23:08:03Z")
I promised to be a gentlemen in TNC’s wh0ring competition, but I have to break my promise for the funniest, yet random crap ever! Enjoy! You gotta love Canada!!! But I will stick to our simple containers that close and seal. [![http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/6035/milk33zz.jpg](http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/6035/milk33zz.jpg)](http://imageshack.us) Q: WHY? A: Why not? Q: What do you usually do with the bag part of a milk bag after the fact? (The fact being drinking the cow product inside said bag.) A: Typically they are recycled, though I have seen some people use them for freezer bags. Sometime we joke around and say that they’re poor people’s condoms. Q: That’s super expensive! A: Take mind of exchange rates. Q: What money do you use in canada, anyway? A: Canadian currency. Q: How is the milk bag better than the milk carton or jug? A: I don’t know. It seems as though they are easier to recycle, more enviromentally friendly. Q: Where did the milk bag originate? A: I don’t know. I read somewhere that it was like, Greenland or something. I’ll have to look into that. Q: Who invented the milk bag? A: … I don’t know. I don’t think it was ‘someone’. Probably a group of crazy hippies. Q: Are all milk bags the same size? A: Yeah, pretty much. Unless you count those drinkable milk pouches we all used to drink when we were little at school. But that’s a whole other species of milk bag compared to what this site is about. Q: Does the milk stay fresher? A: Not anymore than it would in a jug. Q: Wait, do you leave the milk bag open? You don’t seal it? Don’t cockroaches get in? A: It’s a small hole cut in the corner of the bag… Q: Yeah, but still. Small roaches can get in, no? A: Yeah, I guess. If I had roaches that might be of concern. Q: It looks like a bag of cocaine A: Okay. Q: I think milk bags would cause more problems. See, someone can accidently throw the jug and it wouldn’t spill easily. The milk bag would (if it were already open) and SPLASH. - it would create a mess. A: How can you accidently throw a milk bag anyway? Q: _walks into the kitchen_ Hmm…some milk with donuts would be nice! _grabs the pitcher. it slips_ WHOOPS. A: They’re not soap. They’re usually pretty well into the pitcher. And then you have the weight of the bag. Q: So they’re not slippery? A: No. Q: Oh… Q: Do you have jugs? Q: In Canada Q: …that sounds horrible Q: Do they sell jugs there is what I really meant. And I don’t mean prostitutes either. A: They might sell them specialty. Q: Do you know if they’re more expensive than milk bags? A: If they were cheaper, I think we’d carry them like everyone else. Q: AREN’T THEY DANGEROUS TO LITTLE CHILDREN?! A: Not anymore than Michael Jackson. And you can take that whatever way you want. Q: Does milk in a bag work easier than milk from a jug when shooting a milk saturated porn? A: Good possibilty. Q: Do they have ebonics in Canada? Q: And if they do, do they say “wud de fook is dat shit aboot?” A: …Why are you asking me this? Q: Just trying to imagine a ghetto-Canadian asking for milk at a convience store. Q: Do you have to wait in long lines at Canadian hospitals? A: Uh? Q: You know, just in case you get milk poisoning. Q: Do they have pine trees in Canada? Q: And do they have Arab cab cars with pine smelling air freshner? A: What the hell? Q: Just wondering. [http://home.cogeco.ca/~husky66/Milk/](http://home.cogeco.ca/~husky66/Milk/) ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jugs/132784/2 "2007-01-20T23:14:20Z")
umm that made no sense at all really :S ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 12:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jugs/132784/3 "2007-01-21T00:01:37Z")
LMAO wtf!! thats retarded ---
**Author:** ![imported\_refused](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f14d63/32.png) [@imported\_refused](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_refused)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jugs/132784/4 "2007-01-21T13:10:28Z")
“It looks like a bag of cocaine” wow that was ummm ya retarded. cant belived i read the whole god damn thing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jugs/132784/5 "2007-01-21T13:15:51Z")
lol so true… i want my 5 min of life back!! ---
**Author:** ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jugs/132784/6 "2007-01-21T13:27:48Z")
i kept reading cuz i thought it was supposed to be funny