# July Beat This Caption Contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 17, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421 "2012-07-17T20:34:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/1 "2012-07-17T20:34:27Z")
![http://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2009/05/captionthis.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/a/ba31a84c4eae80e34a3d5aec370e56b7b4fe9108.jpeg) Caption: > Hey, how _you_ doing? > June Contest Winner: **RTrack1** [quote=“RTrac1"”] “I keep seeing these bitches wear pajamas to class, so I figured I’d make them breakfast. … bitches LOVE breakfast” [/quote] Runner up: **99FRC** [quote=“99FRC”"] It wasnt until later that day I realized my professor wasnt being litteral when he said he wanted me to burn his bacon and toss his eggs… [/quote] Link to the rest [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=30792](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=30792) ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/2 "2012-07-17T20:36:49Z")
"IN SOVIET RUSSIA Sup, I’m Vlad." ---
**Author:** ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/3 "2012-07-17T20:40:49Z")
wait. those are guitar hero guitars. I DONT EVEN. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/4 "2012-07-17T20:50:53Z")
“The definition of “Amurrica” according to Merriam-Webster.” ---
**Author:** ![RTrac1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rtrac1/32/6312_2.png) [@RTrac1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RTrac1)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/5 "2012-07-18T05:21:22Z")
“Come over and play guitar hero or the DICK GETS IT!” ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/6 "2012-07-18T06:29:57Z")
“To my cousin Dave, please see if you can sell all this shit at your store capital cash for gold. love Maurice” ---
**Author:** ![adamea1635](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@adamea1635](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamea1635)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/7 "2012-07-18T06:45:59Z")
Who the fuck takes this picture?? I cant even make a comment for this one… LOL Besides Hanstech already won…\>LOL ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/8 "2012-07-18T06:49:04Z")
Geico now insures guns and guitars. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/9 "2012-07-18T06:50:54Z")
Skidmark! Get your ass in here and take a picture of how bad ass your father is! ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/10 "2012-07-18T08:08:36Z")
Welcome to [NeanderthalMingle.com](http://NeanderthalMingle.com)!! You have received a private message from “gunsdontkillpeopleido”: The guns are just for show. I dont need them when I can run faster horny than you can scared and I know where you live. See you soon. \<3 Berry Sent from my ADR6300 using Tapatalk 2 ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/11 "2012-07-18T13:43:47Z")
> [@How a corvette gets built. With pics & vids.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-a-corvette-gets-built-with-pics-vids/50182/6): > > Skidmark! Get your ass in here and take a picture of how bad ass your father is! Total win. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/12 "2012-07-18T13:59:02Z")
skidmarks Dad- “How do I look… are the guitars too much or do they look good?” skidmark- “Cmon dad just let me take the damn picture… I gotta get to mcdonald’s so i can make the fries!” skidmarks dad- “Hey! I’m not going to be able to get your mother back if I don’t look my sexiest!” ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/13 "2012-07-18T15:14:45Z")
“DeathbyRT finally sold the Charger and decided to invest in guns & guitars.” ---
**Author:** ![xdsmlaser93x](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xdsmlaser93x/32/6507_2.png) [@xdsmlaser93x](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xdsmlaser93x)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/14 "2012-07-18T17:45:52Z")
“dont bother me while im cleaning my room… Srs.” ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/15 "2012-07-18T17:46:29Z")
MOM CLOSE THE DOOR. ---
**Author:** ![xdsmlaser93x](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xdsmlaser93x/32/6507_2.png) [@xdsmlaser93x](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xdsmlaser93x)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/16 "2012-07-18T17:50:14Z")
Guns & ammo’s new idea for a centerfold. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/17 "2012-07-18T17:55:25Z")
Oldest pictures on the internet; Example 1 ---
**Author:** ![DrunkieTheBear](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drunkiethebear/32/6539_2.png) [@DrunkieTheBear](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrunkieTheBear)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/18 "2012-07-19T05:27:55Z")
Oh…so this is what happened to Jack Black. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-beat-this-caption-contest/264421/19 "2012-07-19T17:04:58Z")
That’s v8lownoma,s [match.com](http://match.com) pic !!!