# July's "Caption this" Contest
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [July 14, 2011, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420 "2011-07-14T22:29:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2011, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/1 "2011-07-14T22:29:47Z")
Reward:
Street cred yo
Instant gratification for yourself, for making a lol on a public forum
5oz of heroin and 2 dead hookers courtesy of Elliot
**_BTW, “BECAUSE RACE CAR” Does not count :lol_**
Edit yes i realize its photoshopped but im in b4 blown engine :lol
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2011, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/2 "2011-07-15T06:13:12Z")
beacause BROtary
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### Author:  [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2011, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/3 "2011-07-15T06:18:33Z")
because 4 wasnt enough over kill.
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2011, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/4 "2011-07-15T06:47:30Z")
“Hooked on rotary”
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### Author:  [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/5 "2011-07-15T13:42:00Z")
> [@Murrdog9000"](#):
>
> “Hooked on rotary”
:lol
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### Author:  [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/6 "2011-07-15T15:40:00Z")
because twin turbo’s didn’t blow out the apex seals quick enough
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### Author:  [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/7 "2011-07-15T16:38:05Z")
That is a HUGE washer fluid reservoir!
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### Author:  [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/8 "2011-07-15T17:27:19Z")
WHY?
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### Author:  [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/9 "2011-07-15T17:28:57Z")
Mazda 4 lyfe!
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### Author:  [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/10 "2011-07-15T17:35:31Z")
in debt from cost of turbos 4 lyfe!
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### Author:  [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/11 "2011-07-15T17:45:44Z")
If the engine ain’t flooded half of the time, It should do 5 gallons to a mile.
Rotory Power. An answer to a question that nobody asked. :rofl
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### Author:  [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/12 "2011-07-15T18:01:27Z")
“talk about trying to compensate for something…”
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### Author:  [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/13 "2011-07-15T19:12:09Z")
Mazda; Zoom-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom
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### Author:  [@DrunkieTheBear](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrunkieTheBear)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2011, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/14 "2011-07-16T05:56:39Z")
I’m here for the gangbang…of your apex seals
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2011, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/15 "2011-07-16T07:31:57Z")
Paul Walker impersonator.
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### Author:  [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2011, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/16 "2011-07-16T09:56:43Z")
> [@RJ's Brother Brown](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rjs-brother-brown/43928/11):
>
> If the engine ain’t flooded half of the time, It should do 5 gallons to a mile.
>
> **Rotory Power. An answer to a question that nobody asked.** :rofl
YES! :rofl
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### Author:  [@k2024egcoupe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/k2024egcoupe)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2011, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/17 "2011-07-16T10:02:00Z")
Compression… Every Rotary engines dream.
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### Author:  [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2011, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/julys-caption-this-contest/259420/18 "2011-07-16T11:18:32Z")
“well it was either this or throw the money into a wood chipper… i think i made the wrong decision”