# June Beat This Caption Contest **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 10, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278 "2008-06-10T17:12:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/1 "2008-06-10T17:12:52Z")
Usual Contest rules apply. ![http://shift518.com/gallery/1_10_06_08_5_06_21.jpg](http://shift518.com/gallery/1_10_06_08_5_06_21.jpg) **“Crusade This!”** Winner at the end of the month gets Nos Energy Drink! ![http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/nos_energy_drink/nos-can.jpg](http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/nos_energy_drink/nos-can.jpg) Winner gets chosen by the Shift518 Staff. Staff members are not eligible for the prize, but may still participate. **Previous contest** ![http://shift518.com/gallery/1_04_03_08_9_45_37.jpg](http://shift518.com/gallery/1_04_03_08_9_45_37.jpg) Winner Is Pants Party: **“Stop staring at me!”** [http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=2137.0](http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=2137.0) ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/2 "2008-06-10T17:14:20Z")
are you significantly over weight, well we have a solution for you… ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/3 "2008-06-10T17:22:12Z")
wtf am i standing on wheres my horse ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/4 "2008-06-10T17:50:39Z")
“I mean, it’s no K20, but it moves alright.” ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/5 "2008-06-10T17:54:10Z")
Hank: “Gloria, did you hear this month’s Shift518 “Beat That Caption” Contest is for a NOS energy drink?” Gloria: “No, Vlad sure is getting cheap!” Hank: “Oh my god, we are both dressed in medieval attire and riding Segways!” Gloria: :naughty ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/6 "2008-06-10T17:56:10Z")
> [@LKSwhy?](#): > > Hank: “Gloria, did you hear this month’s Shift518 “Beat That Caption” Contest is for a NOS energy drink?” > Gloria: “No, Vlad sure is getting cheap!” > Hank: “Oh my god, we are both dressed in medieval attire and riding Segways!” > Gloria: :naughty Just for that, I want to give you an NOS energy drink. ---
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/7 "2008-06-10T18:54:28Z")
Guy: “i just dont get why they keep trying to catch me ridin dirty…it’s just not gonna happen…” Lady: “mmhmm, ride til you die” ---
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/8 "2008-06-10T20:13:46Z")
women:“these things are about as cool as our outfits.” man:“Yeh it beats having sore balls for a week.” lame :sleep ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/9 "2008-06-16T23:30:33Z")
“future jesus, pimpin bitches near you!” ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/10 "2008-06-16T23:32:11Z")
> [@LKSwhy?](#): > > Hank: “Gloria, did you hear this month’s Shift518 “Beat That Caption” Contest is for a NOS energy drink?” > Gloria: “No, Vlad sure is getting cheap!” > Hank: “Oh my god, we are both dressed in medieval attire and riding Segways!” > Gloria: :naughty winner! ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/11 "2008-06-17T06:21:43Z")
In today’s news, administration at the Clinic for the Mentally Retarded and Clinically Blind apologized after two of its inhabitants became seriously injured when they collided on their Segways. This photo, taken by a family member, shows John and Maria just before the collision. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/12 "2008-06-17T06:23:39Z")
Oh and I see that I won again, still waiting on the first free gift from like a couple months ago and also the new one… :confused ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/13 "2008-06-19T08:46:50Z")
Yep… people back then were just as lazy ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/14 "2008-06-19T13:45:53Z")
Id like to see you try and joust on one of these… ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/15 "2008-06-19T13:57:12Z")
> [@LKSwhy?](#): > > Hank: “Gloria, did you hear this month’s Shift518 “Beat That Caption” Contest is for a NOS energy drink?” > Gloria: “No, Vlad sure is getting cheap!” > Hank: “Oh my god, we are both dressed in medieval attire and riding Segways!” > Gloria: :naughty FTW ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/16 "2008-06-19T16:11:47Z")
Check it out, I can drive this thing by placing my imaginary cock on the handlebars. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/17 "2008-06-19T17:10:08Z")
hahaha theres handcuffs on jesus’s seagay ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/18 "2008-06-30T17:18:48Z")
" I AM MAXIMUS DECIMUS AURELIUS, AND IM ON A SEGWAY!" ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/19 "2008-06-30T17:40:07Z")
> [@EJ257FTW](#): > > " I AM MAXIMUS DECIMUS AURELIUS, AND IM ON A SEGWAY!" it’s Meridius not Aurelius for the last name…that was the emperor who was killed…if you are trying to quote gladiator :nod :giggedy ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278/20 "2008-06-30T17:45:41Z")
> [@Cossey](#): > > Just for that, I want to give you an NOS energy drink. fahk off!!! ;D [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/237278.md?page=2)