# June Beat This Caption Contest!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [June 13, 2012, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078 "2012-06-13T11:51:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2012, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/1 "2012-06-13T11:51:38Z")
May flew by without even noticing and June is flying by just as quick.
Fortunately we don’t need a whole month to get the captions, they get established within the first week so lets hear them!
Caption:
> The instructions for the test said “Come prepared”
April Contest
Winner:
**Murrdog9000**
[quote=“Murrdog9000"”]
Girl 1 “I got the rubber!” Girl 2 “I’m getting it up!” Girls 3&4 “Were screwing it!”
[/quote]
Runner up:
**Quattro!**
[quote=“Quattro!”"]
The #49 trucks all female pit crew strategy backfired when the first stop of the day resulted in a 36 hour tire change. Unfortunately they managed to reinstall the worn tires proving once again; women can’t change anything.
[/quote]
Link to the rest
[http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=29936](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=29936)
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### Author:  [@adamea1635](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamea1635)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2012, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/2 "2012-06-13T12:53:33Z")
How to fail your bacon to egg ratio test. At least 12 to 1… Everyone knows that.
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/3 "2012-06-13T12:57:22Z")
Pretty pumped I won the april caption… been wanting that accomplishment for awhile.
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### Author:  [@Quattro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2012, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/4 "2012-06-13T13:23:35Z")
Hell yeah, got to update my resume, runner up!
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### Author:  [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2012, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/5 "2012-06-13T22:04:17Z")
if i don’t have a slice of bacon every 15 minutes, i die.
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2012, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/6 "2012-06-14T06:15:07Z")
I heard the criminal justice course involved a lot of bacon. So I came prepared.
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### Author:  [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2012, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/7 "2012-06-14T06:33:13Z")
EPIC MEAL TIME:The beginning
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### Author:  [@xdsmlaser93x](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xdsmlaser93x)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2012, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/8 "2012-06-14T08:44:22Z")
They say multi tasking is one of the many keys to success… You mad bro?
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### Author:  [@RTrac1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RTrac1)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2012, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/9 "2012-06-14T08:49:15Z")
“I keep seeing these bitches wear pajamas to class, so I figured I’d make them breakfast.
… bitches LOVE breakfast”
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2012, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/10 "2012-06-14T09:41:30Z")
> [@Want (S60R inside)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-s60r-inside/49891/28):
>
> “I keep seeing these bitches wear pajamas to class, so I figured I’d make them breakfast.
> … bitches LOVE breakfast”
:lol
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2012, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/11 "2012-06-14T09:43:33Z")
I turned the classroom into a kitchen in hopes of luring in more females.
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### Author:  [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2012, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/12 "2012-06-14T09:46:02Z")
“HVCC Culinary School final exam in progress”
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/13 "2012-06-14T14:32:07Z")
> [@WTB: 94-97 integra drivers side mirror](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-94-97-integra-drivers-side-mirror/49876/3):
>
> “HVCC Culinary School final exam in progress”
loled
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### Author:  [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/14 "2012-06-14T15:27:42Z")
“Paul was really buttering up his professor…”
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2012, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/15 "2012-06-15T12:59:08Z")
awful… just awful
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2012, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/16 "2012-06-19T13:06:51Z")
Skidplate’s keys to a successful eduction: Get up late and cook breakfast at your desk then stare at the wall aimlessly.
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### Author:  [@Jeremiah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeremiah)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/17 "2012-06-19T17:12:42Z")
I’mma make that bitch some bacon…bitches love bacon.
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### Author:  [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/18 "2012-06-19T17:17:35Z")
> [@Want (S60R inside)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-s60r-inside/49891/28):
>
> “I keep seeing these bitches wear pajamas to class, so I figured I’d make them breakfast.
> … bitches LOVE breakfast”
> [@Best Lsx conversion ever](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-lsx-conversion-ever/49918/17):
>
> I’mma make that bitch some bacon…bitches love bacon.
:skid
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### Author:  [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2012, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/19 "2012-06-20T08:01:49Z")
> [@Mark's SRT re-do -- no traction at all slight\_smile page 5](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/marks-srt-re-do-no-traction-at-all-page-5/49901/2):
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> “Paul was really buttering up his professor…”
:skid:skid:skid:skid:skid:skid:skid:skid:skid:skid:skid:skid:skid
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2012, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/june-beat-this-caption-contest/264078/20 "2012-06-20T09:25:38Z")
> [@Want (S60R inside)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-s60r-inside/49891/28):
>
> “I keep seeing these bitches wear pajamas to class, so I figured I’d make them breakfast.
> … bitches LOVE breakfast”
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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