# Jury Duty
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 20, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937 "2008-01-20T20:44:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/1 "2008-01-20T20:44:45Z")
so I got a summons in the mail for jury duty, its my first time, whats everyones best excuses for getting out of it? I need a good one
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/2 "2008-01-20T20:48:28Z")
you hate towel heads jews and niggers and you hate lawyers
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### Author:  [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/3 "2008-01-20T20:56:38Z")
> [@A few of us going to Lancaster Tuesday,](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-few-of-us-going-to-lancaster-tuesday/34464/11):
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> you hate towel heads jews and niggers and you hate lawyers
x343364396
I always say that
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### Author:  [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/4 "2008-01-20T20:58:19Z")
> [@If you could go back](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-could-go-back/34471/30):
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> so I got a summons in the mail for jury duty, its my first time, whats everyones best excuses for getting out of it? I need a good one
There’s no Burger King downtown…
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### Author:  [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/5 "2008-01-20T21:52:30Z")
tell them everyone is guilty you are a republican
btw do not spend the whole nine dollars on a record player
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### Author:  [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/6 "2008-01-20T22:19:33Z")
carry a copy of Liberlism is a Mental Disorder.
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### Author:  [@slowkid02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowkid02)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2008, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/7 "2008-01-20T23:00:54Z")
I’m a volunteer firefighter, so that’s my excuse. Glad I never had to do jury duty!
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/8 "2008-01-20T23:31:34Z")
" I’ll do it on 1 condition, No taxes for a year "
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### Author:  [@Neosmurf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neosmurf)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2008, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/9 "2008-01-20T23:42:20Z")
They ask standard questions, like if you know anyone involved, or if you know anything about the trial, and if you have any preconcieved notions. Just say yes to one of them.
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### Author:  [@sasquach](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquach)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/10 "2008-01-21T01:50:45Z")
Tell them a family member is a cop
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### Author:  [@jcxcr4000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcxcr4000)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2008, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/11 "2008-01-21T05:35:51Z")
and tell them cops are always correct
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### Author:  [@Quik83Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik83Z)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2008, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/12 "2008-01-21T05:42:49Z")
> [@supise buttsex pic?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/supise-buttsex-pic/34482/2):
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> carry a copy of Liberlism is a Mental Disorder.
FTW!
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### Author:  [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2008, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/13 "2008-01-21T05:55:59Z")
> [@Ban users who make unnecessarily disgusting threads](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ban-users-who-make-unnecessarily-disgusting-threads/34363/21):
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> There’s no Burger King downtown…
> [@A few of us going to Lancaster Tuesday,](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-few-of-us-going-to-lancaster-tuesday/34464/11):
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> you hate towel heads jews and niggers and you hate lawyers
> [@supise buttsex pic?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/supise-buttsex-pic/34482/2):
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> carry a copy of Liberlism is a Mental Disorder.
:bowrofl:
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### Author:  [@YellowZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/YellowZ)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/14 "2008-01-21T06:38:45Z")
When I got summoned, I wanted to do it. I figured it would be worth checking out and seeing what it was like, at least once. Am I the only one who ever thought that?
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### Author:  [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2008, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/15 "2008-01-21T06:58:43Z")
I just got one last month and told them due to my busy work schedule this time of year and a lot of traveling that I would be unable to go. They deferred me until spring/summer. I didn’t get picked for a jury last time because in the survey it asked if your religious values would override laws and I said yes and I said that I would trust a cop’s word over the word of the person on trial if it was a “he said, she said” situation. So, I got a day off of work and got to watch movies on my laptop in the lounge until like 3:00 and then got to go home. It’s really not that bad.
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### Author:  [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2008, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/16 "2008-01-21T07:01:27Z")
i received a summons last month. but had it postponed till spring.
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2008, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/17 "2008-01-21T07:03:45Z")
how about you just man up and do your civic duty, you fucking twat.
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### Author:  [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/18 "2008-01-21T07:07:40Z")
I got one last month…have to call on Thursday to see if i gotta go.
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### Author:  [@04VDubGLI18T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/04VDubGLI18T)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/19 "2008-01-21T07:15:43Z")
> [@ChopNDrop"](#):
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> When I got summoned, I wanted to do it. I figured it would be worth checking out and seeing what it was like, at least once. Am I the only one who ever thought that?
I got summoned last year. I went to Greens courthouse and paid for a days worth of parking in the meter and went into the building and got in line etc etc etc. Well, turns out that apparently someone screwed up because when I showed up my juror number wasn’t supposed to be at that trial, but at the same time everything I had said that day. They sent me home. I was pissed because I paid for parking already and 3 friends of mine had the same one. I was actually interested to see what shook down, but I don’t know yet. I’m sure I’ll get another go soon enough. As mentioned, worst case scenario show up and do the selection thing. It’s pretty easy to just say one thing wrong and be out of selection. So you could always do that.
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2008, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jury-duty/194937/20 "2008-01-21T12:32:41Z")
i got early this month. i just told them i was starting school
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