# Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 24, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364 "2008-01-24T13:23:12Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364/1 "2008-01-24T13:23:12Z")
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own damn blanket!”
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Eh…pretty funny
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2008, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364/2 "2008-01-24T13:25:10Z")
😛 3/5
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### Author:  [@woody](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woody)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364/3 "2008-01-24T13:49:14Z")
hah 3/5 is a fair score. i agree
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364/4 "2008-01-24T13:55:30Z")
A small chuckle, but a chuckle nonetheless. 3 stars.
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2008, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364/5 "2008-01-24T13:56:03Z")
I giggled.
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364/6 "2008-01-24T14:01:28Z")
2/5 at best … hardly feeling that second star, let alone a 3rd one
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2008, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364/7 "2008-01-24T14:23:50Z")
i just farted now myself
one star
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### Author:  [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364/8 "2008-01-24T14:52:12Z")
farts are the only thing that I laughed at as a kid…and 20 years old…i still laugh at them…and when i’m 40 i’ll still laugh at them.
4/5
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364/9 "2008-01-24T15:01:17Z")
that was funny, 3.5/5
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### Author:  [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364/10 "2008-01-24T15:16:54Z")
2/5
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### Author:  [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-for-tonight-lets-pretend-that-were-married/42364/11 "2008-01-24T15:19:27Z")
3/5 due to fart mention