# Just got a text from Mr. Bakerian... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 1, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221 "2009-04-01T10:47:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/21 "2009-04-01T11:24:53Z")
Lmao Ryan is getting angry ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/22 "2009-04-01T11:26:00Z")
> [@show at the fairgrounds?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-at-the-fairgrounds/16334/7): > > DELETE. This is Benny’s sad attempt at a joke!!! its above my abilities mr. ryan ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/23 "2009-04-01T11:28:11Z")
I mean, I’d delete it. But I won’t. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/24 "2009-04-01T11:28:37Z")
Lmao this thread is now meant to bash Bakakaakakakakrakian ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/25 "2009-04-01T11:29:21Z")
I hear he catches, saves, and reuses his own ejaculate for hair product. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/26 "2009-04-01T11:29:32Z")
> [@Well, everyone has to get stuck sometime i suppose...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-everyone-has-to-get-stuck-sometime-i-suppose/16534/11): > > I mean, I’d delete it. > > But I won’t. this thread will be removed at 23:59 EST on 01 April 2009 hang tight mr ryan ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/27 "2009-04-01T11:30:14Z")
I hear he bought his girl friend from harbor freight ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/28 "2009-04-01T11:34:13Z")
I’ve heard stories of him actually being an 81 yr old investment banker from New Jersey, he retains his youthful appearance by eating babies. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/29 "2009-04-01T11:36:14Z")
This is not good for me. ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/30 "2009-04-01T11:36:38Z")
Its actually the stem cells that he uses. And he is 82 naow and has moved on to being a yacht broker in atlantic city ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/31 "2009-04-01T11:36:48Z")
> [@Well, everyone has to get stuck sometime i suppose...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-everyone-has-to-get-stuck-sometime-i-suppose/16534/14): > > This is not good for me. either is spam, but people eat it ---
**Author:** ![lconrad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lconrad/32/6314_2.png) [@lconrad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lconrad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/32 "2009-04-01T11:38:07Z")
good joke…now it’s going to happen… ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/33 "2009-04-01T11:39:02Z")
^ Yea, and someone is buying me a new motor. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/34 "2009-04-01T11:39:14Z")
Some say that every year, on the first full moon of October, he becomes a black man. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/35 "2009-04-01T11:40:13Z")
from the waist up. Cniese from the waist down ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/36 "2009-04-01T11:40:47Z")
Woot, medicaid FTW. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/37 "2009-04-01T11:42:12Z")
> [@Honda Meet::::::ROCHESTER, NY Aug. 27th....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/honda-meet-rochester-ny-aug-27th/15806/55): > > good joke…now it’s going to happen… did anything happen the other night? and i hope hes smarter than that, 28psi on pump? ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/38 "2009-04-01T11:42:48Z")
Your block is fucked…better go sell some more boats ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/39 "2009-04-01T13:42:00Z")
fail ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-got-a-text-from-mr-bakerian/243221/40 "2009-04-01T14:48:16Z")
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