# Just in time for Valentines day ! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 11, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027 "2009-02-11T10:48:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tricia](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tricia/32/6426_2.png) [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/1 "2009-02-11T10:48:57Z")
_**[COLOR=fuchsia][FONT=Monotype Corsiva]**[/COLOR][/FONT]_ [CENTER]**[FONT=Comic Sans MS]THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION[/FONT]** **[FONT=Comic Sans MS]ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME[/FONT]** **[FONT=Comic Sans MS]WITH THE _MOST ROMANTIC_ FIRST LINE,[/FONT]** **[FONT=Comic Sans MS]AND THE _LEAST ROMANTIC_ SECOND LINE:[/FONT]** [COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS]1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Marrying you has screwed up my life.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]2. I see your face when I am dreaming.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]That’s why I always wake up screaming.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]This describes everything you are not.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]5… I thought that I could love no other[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]-- that is until I met your brother.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]empty and so is your head.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]But don’t take that paper bag off your face.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Damn, I’m good at telling lies![/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]9. My love, you take my breath away.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]What have you stepped in to smell this way?[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]10. My feelings for you no words can tell,[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Except for maybe ‘Go to he!l.’[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Two parts vodka, one part lime.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol [/FONT][/CENTER] ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/2 "2009-02-11T10:51:44Z")
![http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r118/tanblaze/Valentines_day_sucks.jpg](http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r118/tanblaze/Valentines_day_sucks.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/3 "2009-02-11T10:58:21Z")
very nice. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/4 "2009-02-11T13:49:08Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13914/9): > :thumb ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/5 "2009-02-11T13:50:42Z")
Doesnt suck for me. Im happily single and dont have to buy anybody anything. ---
**Author:** ![Tricia](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tricia/32/6426_2.png) [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/6 "2009-02-11T13:51:09Z")
valentines day = hallmark holiday, its retarded. I tell my bf every year that if he spends any money on some flowers that are gonna wilt in a week or on chocolate that I will slap him upside the head lol, I said if ur gonna waste money on something like that just buy me something for my car instead 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/7 "2009-02-11T13:53:30Z")
Being in a relationship is like having an iPod with only one song. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/8 "2009-02-11T13:53:46Z")
^:gay ---
**Author:** ![Tricia](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tricia/32/6426_2.png) [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/9 "2009-02-11T13:54:38Z")
> [@what and where to get car audio](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-and-where-to-get-car-audio/13954/12): > > Being in a relationship is like having an iPod with only one song. lol not always true lol, Im very fun and have lots of songs ;):rofl ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/10 "2009-02-11T13:54:41Z")
> [@? for the fbody guys](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-fbody-guys/13970/2): > > ^:gay How on earth is that fucking gay? ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/11 "2009-02-11T13:55:10Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13914/20): > > lol not always true lol, Im very fun and have lots of songs ;):rofl So you HAVE tried anal… interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Tricia](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tricia/32/6426_2.png) [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/12 "2009-02-11T13:59:52Z")
> [@anyone know what happened to UB DC++ hub?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-know-what-happened-to-ub-dc-hub/13966/2): > > So you HAVE tried anal… interesting. LOL no sir ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/13 "2009-02-11T14:01:44Z")
> [@text editor to find lines?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-editor-to-find-lines/13968/2): > > How on earth is that fucking gay? I’ll kill you. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/14 "2009-02-11T14:02:17Z")
> [@Heads-up on Cingular rebates...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heads-up-on-cingular-rebates/13953/11): > > I’ll lick you. wat ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/15 "2009-02-11T14:02:54Z")
> [@Heads-up on Cingular rebates...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/heads-up-on-cingular-rebates/13953/11): > > I’ll kill you. Go have your lovey dovey relationship:haha ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/16 "2009-02-11T14:03:31Z")
> [@? for the fbody guys](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-fbody-guys/13970/7): > > wat You wanna make it two swirlies kcunty? ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/17 "2009-02-11T14:05:49Z")
> [@? for the fbody guys](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-the-fbody-guys/13970/7): > > wat :Idiots :lol > [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13914/23): > > Go have your lovey dovey relationship:haha :rofl I ain’t got no GF. No time or money for that shitttt. I’ve got $24 in my wallet and $14 in the bank and I won’t start seriously detailing cars or working on the golf course til late March :facepalm:facepalm:facepalm From March-October though, I’ll be alllllll set :excited ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/18 "2009-02-11T14:06:32Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13914/24): > > You wanna make it two swirlies kcunty? You want a gapping hole in your tranny? and 4 slashed tyrez? :evilking ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/19 "2009-02-11T14:07:33Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13914/25): > > You want a gapping hole in your tranny? and 4 slashed tyrez? > > :evilking Depends on what tires you slash… my pzero rossos need replacing anyway:number1 ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027/20 "2009-02-11T14:08:08Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13914/25): > > You want a gapping hole in your tranny? and 4 slashed tyrez? > > :evilking gapping hole like this? ![http://media.rd.com/dynamic/29/11/80/200703_SparkPlugs_006.jpg](http://media.rd.com/dynamic/29/11/80/200703_SparkPlugs_006.jpg) I’m a little confused :crazy Unless you meant gaping??? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-in-time-for-valentines-day/242027.md?page=2)