# K20 vs. Chuck Norris
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [April 7, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344 "2008-04-07T17:05:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/1 "2008-04-07T17:05:25Z")
who would win?
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### Author:  [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/2 "2008-04-07T17:06:02Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
People r givin me funny looks im laughin so loud at work.
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/3 "2008-04-07T17:16:19Z")
in a race or fight?.. both good at they’re own thing but i think chuck norris fo so
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### Author:  [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/4 "2008-04-07T17:37:51Z")
K20.
Even though I haven’t done the HP/L for Chuck, the K20 will prevail.
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### Author:  [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/5 "2008-04-07T17:40:38Z")
Chuck owns ALL!!!
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/6 "2008-04-07T18:08:23Z")
chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
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### Author:  [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2008, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/7 "2008-04-07T18:12:45Z")
> [@EVO/k20/V6t-camaro/S4killer](#):
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> chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
u heard that too???
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/8 "2008-04-08T04:57:42Z")
K20 is way more efficient than chuck norris… K20 wins
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/9 "2008-04-08T05:00:25Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#):
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> K20 is way more efficient than chuck norris… K20 wins
That’s not entirely true, Chuck gets ∞ mpg, while they k20 cant seem to break the 30mpg barrier…
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/10 "2008-04-08T05:21:51Z")
> [@bennyfizzle](#):
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> That’s not entirely true, Chuck gets ∞ mpg, while they k20 cant seem to break the 30mpg barrier…
wrong! Chuck norris has ∞ power, but that doesn’t mean he’s effiecient. If chuck norris were to crush a baby chicken, he wouldn’t turn the power down to just enough to get the job done… he’d fucking annihilate that stupid chicken with max powah. Not efficient at all.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/11 "2008-04-08T05:37:13Z")
now that you put it that way…
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/12 "2008-04-08T05:44:11Z")
Chuck norris is on the new Honda ridgeline commercial… I think the secret is out… Chuck Norris made the K20, not jesus. Chuck \> jesus.
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### Author:  [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/13 "2008-04-08T06:36:38Z")
How can you say Chuck is not more efficient than a K20?-
“It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.”
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/14 "2008-04-08T07:45:18Z")
Great title :lmao
Chuck Norris’ punch has more torque than K20.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/15 "2008-04-08T07:46:27Z")
:rofl that doesnt say much…I think JOEY’s punch has more torque than his k20 does :rofl
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### Author:  [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/16 "2008-04-08T08:13:40Z")
I dunno fellas…
It seems that Joey has won his share of races claiming “just an intake” while keeping a straight face. A commendable bluff and truly a testament to the power of the K20 when he leaves you in the dust in third…
BUT- don’t forget that Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Sorry but I have to say Chuck \> K20…
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### Author:  [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/17 "2008-04-08T08:18:47Z")
> [@OsoiNA6](#):
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> I dunno fellas…
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> It seems that Joey has won his share of races claiming “just an intake” while keeping a straight face. A commendable bluff and truly a testament to the power of the K20 when he leaves you in the dust in third…
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> BUT- don’t forget that Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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> Sorry but I have to say Chuck \> K20…
wow…chuck is that good…he also fatherd the 1972 Miami Dolphins…and his tears cure cancer…too bad he never cries
so Chuck \> K20
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### Author:  [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/18 "2008-04-08T08:29:34Z")
My money would be on Chuck, in the beginning God said “let there be light” and Chuck Norris flipped a light switch.
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/19 "2008-04-08T09:56:56Z")
its been said that chuck norris does not have a chin, behind his beard, there is only a 3rd fist
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2008, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-chuck-norris/236344/20 "2008-04-08T10:24:56Z")
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
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