# Keep Protection in your car! **URL:** \ **Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 24, 2006, 12:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-protection-in-your-car/145168 "2006-11-24T00:38:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zazam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Zazam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zazam)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 12:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-protection-in-your-car/145168/1 "2006-11-24T00:38:45Z")
_Younger Sister_ My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!” The moral of this story is… Always keep your condoms in your car :thumb ---
**Author:** ![TravyPoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@TravyPoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TravyPoo)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-protection-in-your-car/145168/2 "2006-11-24T06:42:11Z")
haha. thats awesome ---
**Author:** ![Caithness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@Caithness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Caithness)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-protection-in-your-car/145168/3 "2006-11-24T08:54:28Z")
hahaha… …seriously, if any future family in law pulled a test such as that…fucked up. ---
**Author:** ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-protection-in-your-car/145168/4 "2006-11-24T08:55:07Z")
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. :E Here’s another one you might like! 🙂 A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. “What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?” The husband looks up from his coffee, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?” he asks solemnly. “Yes, I do” she replies. The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. “Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car” “Yes, I remember” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued… “Do you remember ! when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I’ll send you to jail for 20 years?” “I remember that too” she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, “I would have been released today”. Wife : #@%\*&@%#!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackc/32/5821_2.png) [@Jackc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jackc)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2006, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-protection-in-your-car/145168/5 "2006-11-24T09:21:52Z")
hahahahahaha thats great ---
**Author:** ![the.k.w.c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@the.k.w.c](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/the.k.w.c)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-protection-in-your-car/145168/6 "2006-11-25T17:37:31Z")
so the dad told the young daughter to throw her underware at you thats fucked man but so funny… whats her number? ---
**Author:** ![imported\_89240sx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/82dd89/32.png) [@imported\_89240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_89240sx)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-protection-in-your-car/145168/7 "2006-11-30T12:06:19Z")
…Im pretty sure it was a joke man… ---
**Author:** ![the.k.w.c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@the.k.w.c](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/the.k.w.c)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-protection-in-your-car/145168/8 "2006-12-01T07:52:58Z")
ooooooooooo :tonqe: ---
**Author:** ![lourens13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19b73/32.png) [@lourens13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lourens13)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-protection-in-your-car/145168/9 "2006-12-01T12:13:08Z")
Hahaha. Dude, how didnt you catch that was a joke? ---
**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/keep-protection-in-your-car/145168/10 "2006-12-01T16:47:51Z")
> [@lou22](#): > > Hahaha. > Dude, how didnt you catch that was a joke? LOL I AM SO SMART, S\_M\_R\_T