# Kerry's Truck **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 15, 2004, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375 "2004-08-15T06:36:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/1 "2004-08-15T06:36:09Z")
🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/2 "2004-08-15T06:51:16Z")
so he goes both ways? ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/3 "2004-08-15T07:01:19Z")
i’d post up the pic of george bush’s truck, but it deserted the photo shoot. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/4 "2004-08-15T07:18:25Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > i’d post up the pic of george bush’s truck, but it deserted the photo shoot. :bowrofl: :bowrofl: Its out back drunk, doing a line of un-cut Columbian off a strippers ass. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/5 "2004-08-15T07:29:05Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > i’d post up the pic of george bush’s truck, but it deserted the photo shoot. like u & darkstar would do if u had rto go to war!!! ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/6 "2004-08-15T07:34:51Z")
> [@8.1crew](#): > > like u & darkstar would do if u had rto go to war!!! if the war was just, I’d be the first one to line up. But Im not gonna line up just because some half-retarded Texas redneck who accidentally got elected wants to play real-life stratego with the whole world because 19 people on various planes hijacked them and did what they did on 9/11. ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/7 "2004-08-15T07:36:00Z")
> [@8.1crew](#): > > like u & darkstar would do if u had rto go to war!!! exactly… but i wouldn’t run for president if i deserted. and it’s a moot point anyway… when i was young and stupid i wanted a computer job in the navy, but they wouldn’t take me because of a two-week stay i did in St. Francis’s adolescent dual-diagnosis department. Crazy pillheads aren’t their first choice… ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/8 "2004-08-15T07:45:16Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > exactly… but i wouldn’t run for president if i deserted. > > and it’s a moot point anyway… when i was young and stupid i wanted a computer job in the navy, but they wouldn’t take me because of a two-week stay i did in St. Francis’s adolescent dual-diagnosis department. Crazy pillheads aren’t their first choice… you might find this little quip amusing… > **[Tales from the Mental Hospital](https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/tales-from-mental/1/)** You should also check out the forums there. Its free to browse but you have to pay to post. I think im gonna join. I have nothing to do at work sinceI got banned from OT. And the forums there are full of intellectuals like me ad you. Very good, well moderated political/religion/blah blah blah debates. ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/9 "2004-08-15T08:14:51Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > you might find this little quip amusing… > > [Tales from the Mental Hospital](http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2195) Hah… I loved my stay at St. Francis. When I got there, the woefully retarded nurse couldn’t seem to find a one of my veins to draw blood from, so I had to TAP MY OWN VEIN in a hospital. And I was 13! Then, I had to go to 30 minutes of group therapy every day for the two weeks I was there… Everyone else had stories like: “My uncle raped me, forced me to have an abortion, and now I’m addicted to Heroin and cutting myself” or “I NEED SOME CRACK RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!!” Whereas my story was more like: “Um… I like to wash down a couple Valium with some Bushmills and play Mario Kart until I fall asleep…maybe smoke a bowl or two…” Nobody took me seriously and I loved it. While everybody else was going through withdrawals, emotional trauma, and other shit, I sat in the lounge all day playing Sega and eating cereal. A two week vacation in the middle of eighth grade. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/10 "2004-08-15T08:17:41Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > Hah… I loved my stay at St. Francis. > > When I got there, the woefully retarded nurse couldn’t seem to find a one of my veins to draw blood from, so I had to TAP MY OWN VEIN in a hospital. And I was 13! > > Then, I had to go to 30 minutes of group therapy every day for the two weeks I was there… Everyone else had stories like: > > “My uncle raped me, forced me to have an abortion, and now I’m addicted to Heroin and cutting myself” > > or > > “I NEED SOME CRACK RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!!” > > Whereas my story was more like: > > “Um… I like to wash down a couple Valium with some Bushmills and play Mario Kart until I fall asleep…maybe smoke a bowl or two…” > > Nobody took me seriously and I loved it. > > While everybody else was going through withdrawals, emotional trauma, and other shit, I sat in the lounge all day playing Sega and eating cereal. A two week vacation in the middle of eighth grade. 😃 cool. ( if its possible to call ones stay at a mental ward “cool”) ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/11 "2004-08-15T08:18:36Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > cool. ( if its possible to call ones stay at a mental ward “cool”) if i had a good health insurance plan, i’d go back for a few days… ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/12 "2004-08-15T08:19:30Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > if i had a good health insurance plan, i’d go back for a few days… cool then. Im sure you would at least get to meet some interesting people. ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/13 "2004-08-16T13:55:25Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > if the war was just, I’d be the first one to line up. But Im not gonna line up just because some half-retarded Texas redneck who accidentally got elected wants to play real-life stratego with the whole world because 19 people on various planes hijacked them and did what they did on 9/11. x2, and stratego was a kick ass game. Me and my brother used to play it all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/14 "2004-08-16T14:02:48Z")
Sheesh, there goes a post that was a joke. I can’t wait until the election is over. ---
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/15 "2004-08-16T14:06:05Z")
9/11 was reason enough to go to war ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kerrys-truck/168375/16 "2004-08-16T16:25:27Z")
afghanistan, yes. Iraq, no.