# Kid used Craigslist to trade a cell phone up to a porsche
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [July 21, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392 "2010-07-21T12:20:42Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/1 "2010-07-21T12:20:42Z")
[http://www.autointhenews.com/teen-trades-up-on-craigslist-from-phone-to-porsche-in-2-years/](http://www.autointhenews.com/teen-trades-up-on-craigslist-from-phone-to-porsche-in-2-years/)
:wow
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/2 "2010-07-21T13:07:02Z")
its a dumpy boxter… I could do that in a months time.
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### Author:  [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/3 "2010-07-21T13:08:24Z")
First line: “In a world where many teens seem to lack both patience and common sense…” I lol’d
> [@8/26 - NYIRP Track Rental](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8-26-nyirp-track-rental/33503/21):
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> its a dumpy boxter… I could do that in a months time.
Do it. You wont.
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/4 "2010-07-21T13:14:25Z")
[quote=“ReDevil,post:76,topic:33333"”]
Do it. You wont.
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hes just bitchin bc he cant trade a cell phone upto a porch. :thumbup
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### Author:  [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/5 "2010-07-21T13:16:51Z")
> [@FS: 2001 Audi A4 1.8t quattro](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2001-audi-a4-1-8t-quattro/30028/21):
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> hes just bitchin bc he cant trade a cell phone upto a porch. :thumbup
Im sure he could get a porch for a cell phone. Now a Porsche, that might be harder.
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### Author:  [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/6 "2010-07-21T13:16:59Z")
:rofl That is Psi2high :rofl :rofl
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/7 "2010-07-21T13:20:27Z")
> [@New addition to the house slight\_smile](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-addition-to-the-house/33644/25):
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> Im sure he could get a porch for a cell phone. Now a Porsche, that might be harder.
- sarcasm, Ryan dosnt have any
also
\*spellcheck, fucked up jeffs sentence :lol
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/8 "2010-07-21T13:22:02Z")
> At $30 each, he would turn around and sell the used cell phones online for three times the amount he paid
thats called a hustler. and its done by ever blackperson in schenectady :lol
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### Author:  [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/9 "2010-07-21T13:22:20Z")
Sarcasm. Ryan has lots. Jeff **doesn’t** comprehend.
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/10 "2010-07-21T13:23:44Z")
Dont you have CS to go play? :lol
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### Author:  [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/11 "2010-07-21T13:24:06Z")
No.
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/12 "2010-07-21T13:27:40Z")
this guys story \> this thread
> **[one red paperclip - Kyle MacDonald](http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/)**
>
> one red paperclip is Kyle MacDonald's website. He's the guy who traded a red paperclip for a house.
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### Author:  [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/13 "2010-07-21T13:29:53Z")
Most anything \> This thread
Red paperclip is Epic.
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/14 "2010-07-21T13:31:45Z")
[quote=“ReDevil,post:76,topic:33333"”]
First line: “In a world where many teens seem to lack both patience and common sense..” I lol’d
Do it. You wont.
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[quote=“Hooked on 240,post:21,topic:30028"”]
hes just bitchin bc he cant trade a cell phone upto a porch. :thumbup
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When i read this I thought to myself, hum… That Xbox 360 I was traded to me for my old Craftsman Mig last week… I might give this a shot.
fuck you all, I am going to trade up to a three some with Miley Cyrus, and Boxxy, in a hot tub in the Playboy mansion, while being taped by 2 Cambodian midgets, using new Lockheed Martin Laser beam tracking cameras to get ever angle possible.
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### Author:  [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/15 "2010-07-21T14:04:33Z")
> [@SeAD this coming weekend (8/11-8/12)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sead-this-coming-weekend-8-11-8-12/33575/12):
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> When i read this I thought to myself, hum… That Xbox 360 I was traded to me for my old Craftsman Mig last week… I might give this a shot.
>
> fuck you all, I am going to trade up to a three some with Miley Cyrus, and Boxxy, in a hot tub in the Playboy mansion, while being taped by 2 Cambodian midgets, using new Lockheed Martin Laser beam tracking cameras to get ever angle possible.
Do it.
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### Author:  [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/16 "2010-07-21T14:33:55Z")
You wont.
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### Author:  [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/17 "2010-07-21T19:28:48Z")
Kids got some determination to say the least, but it’d suck if he’s got some bad karma for stealing that cell phone in the first place and the motor d-chunks, or the IMS bearing drops out and locks the motor. He’ll be trading that sweet 986 for a caravan to get outfrom underneath it.
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/18 "2010-07-21T19:54:26Z")
> [@SeAD this coming weekend (8/11-8/12)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sead-this-coming-weekend-8-11-8-12/33575/12):
>
> When i read this I thought to myself, hum… That Xbox 360 I was traded to me for my old Craftsman Mig last week… I might give this a shot.
>
> fuck you all, I am going to trade up to a three some with Miley Cyrus, and Boxxy, in a hot tub in the Playboy mansion, while being taped by 2 Cambodian midgets, using new Lockheed Martin Laser beam tracking cameras to get ever angle possible.
i better be the first mother effer to get pix of boxxy nekkid!:lol
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2010, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/19 "2010-07-22T06:42:34Z")
> [@Holy effing GT2 @ Nurburgring](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-effing-gt2-nurburgring/33654/6):
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> Do it.
Being done.
We talked about it last night in the garage. I came up with a simple plan, and will track my progress in excel.
Look at it this way, if each trade you gained +30% in aprasiale value over the product you traded vs the poduce you recieved, 10 trades later your at 100% proffit.
Example. 10$ baseball card, traded for a CD worth 13$, then that CD for an alarm clock worth $16.90, then trade it to PJB for a HotWheels worth $21.97, then something worth $28.56, $37.12, $48.26, $62.74, $81, $106, $137… 25 trades later your at $5,428.
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### Author:  [@imported\_ST4TUS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_ST4TUS)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2010, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kid-used-craigslist-to-trade-a-cell-phone-up-to-a-porsche/253392/20 "2010-07-22T08:41:48Z")
I bet 92RapeHatch would be teh winnar