# Kids Are Quick

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**Created:** [October 1, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-are-quick/247232 "2009-10-01T10:44:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-are-quick/247232/1 "2009-10-01T10:44:20Z")

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Got this in an office email…some of them made me laugh.

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Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .  
MARIA: Here it is…  
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?  
CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?  
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’  
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’  
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong  
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?  
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.  
TEACHER: What are you talking about?  
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.  
WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?  
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ’ I. ’  
MILLIE: I is…  
TEACHER: No, Millie… Always say, ‘I am.’  
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?  
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?  
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?  
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?  
HAROLD: A teacher

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-are-quick/247232/2 "2009-10-01T10:47:27Z")

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:rofl :rofl

some of those were awesome.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-are-quick/247232/3 "2009-10-01T10:48:19Z")

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last three made me giggle

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**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-are-quick/247232/4 "2009-10-01T10:58:30Z")

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haha those were pretty funny.

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**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2009, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-are-quick/247232/5 "2009-10-01T12:20:43Z")

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this was great, thanks for sharing