# Kids cereal trying to get kids to be gay? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 15, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065 "2008-06-15T23:02:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/1 "2008-06-15T23:02:31Z")
Thats all I can gather from the marshmallows in my cereal. I was mixing in some baily’s irish cream to my cereal when I noticed this gem: ![http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/euroboy66/wtfcereal.jpg](http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g188/euroboy66/wtfcereal.jpg) So uhh They all look like colorful little penises, no? ---
**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/2 "2008-06-15T23:03:55Z")
do you ever get dick off of your mind? that looks like a fish more than a weiner ---
**Author:** ![streetglow116](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/streetglow116/32/5202_2.png) [@streetglow116](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/streetglow116)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/3 "2008-06-15T23:06:00Z")
i agree lol ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/4 "2008-06-15T23:06:34Z")
Not really, unless you are holding your boner at the base and letting all the blood and piss build up and then letting it explode into the toilet or said face of young Asian girl, other wise it looks like a small whale cracker( knock off gold fish). ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/5 "2008-06-15T23:07:55Z")
> [@JDMSIR](#): > > Not really, unless you are holding your boner at the base and letting all the blood and piss build up and then letting it explode into the toilet or said face of young Asian girl, other wise it looks like a small whale cracker( knock off gold fish). Wow, you put way too much thought into that. LOL. Oh come on, you know every little perverted 12 year old who gets his hands on this cereal is going to think ZOMG PENIS!!! ---
**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/6 "2008-06-15T23:08:20Z")
^^^ LOL@ JDMSIR ---
**Author:** ![IanK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iank/32/5016_2.png) [@IanK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IanK)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/7 "2008-06-15T23:09:44Z")
> [@cky89](#): > > Wow, you put way too much thought into that. LOL. Oh come on, you know every little perverted 12 year old who gets his hands on this cereal is going to think ZOMG PENIS!!! Unfortanatly I have to agree, i LOL’d at the pic even before I saw the txt ---
**Author:** ![FSANE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fsane/32/5234_2.png) [@FSANE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FSANE)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/8 "2008-06-15T23:15:12Z")
![http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa246/rockonjp76/this_thread_does_not_deliver_animat.gif](http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa246/rockonjp76/this_thread_does_not_deliver_animat.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/9 "2008-06-15T23:33:21Z")
Parents who see dicks in lucky charms are turning thier kids gay. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/10 "2008-06-15T23:37:29Z")
What is this forum coming to. Jesus Christ. ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/11 "2008-06-15T23:38:53Z")
If you didn’t visit Off Topic you wouldn’t have a reason to bitch. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/12 "2008-06-16T00:18:45Z")
bro. want to know how i know you’re gay? ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/13 "2008-06-16T00:44:00Z")
> [@cky89](#): > > If you didn’t visit Off Topic you wouldn’t have a reason to bitch. If there wasn’t always so many stupid fucking off topic threads, I wouldn’t bitch at all. This forum seems to be regressing though. It’s like, if you were referred to join NYSpeed, you’re thinking its because its a good automotive enthusiast forum. But then you see it littered with some of the stupid threads that are always in the new posts section…what would you think? I just wish some people would think more before they make threads. I don’t even tell people about this place anymore. But, ces’t la vie, I suppose… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/14 "2008-06-16T05:25:24Z")
Congratulations. You aced the gay rorschach test. It’s a balloon. > Hearts, stars and horseshoes! > Clovers and blue moons! > Pots of gold and rainbows! > And me red balloons! ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/15 "2008-06-16T05:31:54Z")
i dont think he was drunk IMO ---
**Author:** ![DeusExMachina](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deusexmachina/32/5036_2.png) [@DeusExMachina](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeusExMachina)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/16 "2008-06-16T05:36:13Z")
How’d your dick end up in your cereal? Congrats on finding it after all these years. ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/17 "2008-06-16T06:17:13Z")
How do you know this isn’t a ploy to turn budding lesbians into straight chicks? ---
**Author:** ![MidgeX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@MidgeX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MidgeX)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/18 "2008-06-16T08:10:27Z")
this thread is a stretch, lol ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/19 "2008-06-16T08:12:27Z")
i think you just want it to be a penis so you can be more comfortable with yourself being in the closet and all. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kids-cereal-trying-to-get-kids-to-be-gay/50065/20 "2008-06-16T08:17:12Z")
Do you feel uncomfortable putting that marshmallow in your mouth?