# Kim Jong dead.

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 18, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kim-jong-dead/261856 "2011-12-18T19:29:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kim-jong-dead/261856/21 "2011-12-19T09:41:43Z")

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Am I the only one waiting for Kim Jong Il to make an announcement next month saying that he has risen from the dead and that he gets his immortality because he is meant to rule NoKo forever?

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**Author:** ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kim-jong-dead/261856/22 "2011-12-19T10:18:22Z")

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i feel like there will be North Korean blood spilled soon. and a whole lot of it…

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**Author:** ![pitman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4da419/32.png) [@pitman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pitman)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kim-jong-dead/261856/23 "2011-12-19T10:40:32Z")

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[quote=“HudsonFalcon,post:46,topic:45269"”]

His son’s transition to power will be bloody. If he doesn’t consolidate his power quickly someone else will try to grab power while there is a vacuum.

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i bet thats usa’s next war. war=money and we just ended one so we need another. military industrial complex. we cat pay back this debt unless we do. and even if we do will still be in debt. your soposed to stay in debt. you owe the usa fed system $100,000’s each person when your born. i think its more like 175 but i forgot around 100k. thats a house or a zr1 and a heated 3 car garage. but my only option is to pay or leave so im gonna pay just sucks balls

[ame][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrAQ7MZVzIk[/ame]](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrAQ7MZVzIk%5B/ame%5D)

and holy shit these people are crazy to me. i think im a little weird but these motha fuckers on a new level. only channel is kim jung il. everybody needs a pic of him. they only sing songs about kim jung il. they sing about killing americans wtf. these people

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**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kim-jong-dead/261856/24 "2011-12-19T11:58:03Z")

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> [@There Go The Dinosaurs!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/8):
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> i bet thats usa’s next war. war=money and we just ended one so we need another. military industrial complex. we cat pay back this debt unless we do. and even if we do will still be in debt. your soposed to stay in debt. you owe the usa fed system $100,000’s each person when your born. i think its more like 175 but i forgot around 100k. thats a house or a zr1 and a heated 3 car garage. but my only option is to pay or leave so im gonna pay just sucks balls

I have no idea what you’re on about but technically we’ve been at war with Korea for the past 60 years. Do I think Il’s son is going to suddenly rush the 38th parralel? No. His country is in shambles, his people are starving and their weapons are meager at best. NK is like that annoying child who wants attention and every once in a while they’ll do something stupid to get it. They’re China’s annoying little brother and they should deal with him.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kim-jong-dead/261856/25 "2011-12-19T12:00:41Z")

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> [@There Go The Dinosaurs!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-go-the-dinosaurs/47337/8):
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> i bet thats usa’s next war. war=money and we just ended one so we need another. military industrial complex. we cat pay back this debt unless we do. and even if we do will still be in debt. your soposed to stay in debt. you owe the usa fed system $100,000’s each person when your born. i think its more like 175 but i forgot around 100k. thats a house or a zr1 and a heated 3 car garage. but my only option is to pay or leave so im gonna pay just sucks balls

Super thorough understanding of economics demonstrated right here for free!

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kim-jong-dead/261856/26 "2011-12-19T12:39:56Z")

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I have my doubts as to whether he is dead or not. I mean he does have control of all news and information in that country. He decides whats broadcasted and what isn’t. It could be some sly Gook trick before he launches the nukes

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**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kim-jong-dead/261856/27 "2011-12-19T15:55:44Z")

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> [@To everyone who stopped by tonight after southgate. PICS page 2 and 6](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/to-everyone-who-stopped-by-tonight-after-southgate-pics-page-2-and-6/47264/176):
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> I have my doubts as to whether he is dead or not. I mean he does have control of all news and information in that country. He decides whats broadcasted and what isn’t. It could be some sly Gook trick before he launches the nukes

The fact is he is not dead.

According to a 2002 documentary, he most likely is altering his DNA in Cuba and assume a new identity as a British billionaire adventurer, who will soon develop a solar powered array weapon in an attempt to destroy all the land mines along the DMZ.

![http://i.imgur.com/ypm9V.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/e/d/ed28ba680bb33ef25df19c5431a1fb8f24a4ee9b.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kim-jong-dead/261856/28 "2011-12-19T16:17:28Z")

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I think I heard about that.

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