# kinda funny

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**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 27, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kinda-funny/180614 "2006-02-27T19:46:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kinda-funny/180614/1 "2006-02-27T19:46:56Z")

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**10 TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC ANDWHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:**

**1. Dogs are pets, not food.**

**2. Trying to be as white as possible is not sexy**

**3. Absurdly large sun visors are not a fashion statement**

**4. Washing hair once a week is not hygienic**

**5. Skinny does not equal sexy (curves are nice!)**

**6. Food should not smell like that!**

**7. Making your Honda Civic look like a shopping cart is not cool!**

**8. Being cheap at the hair salon is really obvious**

**9. There is no reason to wear a bra if there is nothing to support**

**10. We are in the 21st century people, food should be eaten with a fork, not a couple of sticks**

**10 TRUTHS BLACK, ASIAN AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:**   
**1. Elvis is dead.**

**2. Jesus was not White.**

**3. Rap music is here to stay**

**4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.**

**5. Skinny does not equal sexy.**

**6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.**

**7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.**

**8. N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5**

**9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.**

**[size=2]10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.** [/size]

**10 TRUTHS WHITE, ASIAN AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:**

**1. Hickey’s are not attractive.**

**2. Chicken is food, not a roommate**

**3. Jesus is not a name for your son.**

**4. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration.**

**5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter**

**6. “Jump out and run” is not in any insurance policies.**

**7. 10 peop! le to a car is considered too many**

**8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.**

**9. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your**

**family.**

**[size=2]10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.** [/size]

**10 TRUTHS WHITE, ASIAN AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:**

**1. O. J. did it.**

**2. Tupac is dead.**

**3. Teeth should not be decorated.**

**4. Weddings should start on time.**

**5. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.**

**7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.**

**8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it’s a color.**

**8. Church does not require expensive clothes.**

**9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.**

**10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car**