# Kitty Kabobs??

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 10, 2010, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929 "2010-08-10T11:39:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/1 "2010-08-10T11:39:35Z")

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[http://www.wgrz.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82332&catid=37](http://www.wgrz.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82332&catid=37)

LOL @ marinating alive. This guy is a dumb ass.

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/2 "2010-08-10T11:41:06Z")

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LOL.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/3 "2010-08-10T11:41:35Z")

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hahaha, I was just about to post this. OM NOM NOM NOM

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**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/4 "2010-08-10T11:45:03Z")

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I hear kitties are teh tasteh.

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/5 "2010-08-10T11:47:43Z")

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me: [http://www.wgrz.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82332&catid=37](http://www.wgrz.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82332&catid=37)  
Zong: omfg  
wait it was still alive?  
Sent at 1:02 PM on Tuesday  
me: you tell me zong  
OR SHOULD I SAY… Gary L. Korkue!!!  
Zong: sigh

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/6 "2010-08-10T11:48:23Z")

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What an idiot. Friggin moron. I mean, how stupid can you be?

You don’t use marinade on cats, you use a dry rub.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/7 "2010-08-10T11:49:43Z")

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This would have been even more entertaining, possibly to the point of legendary, if he was Asian.

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**Author:** ![superfan99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@superfan99](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/superfan99)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/8 "2010-08-10T11:54:05Z")

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maybe he was going for some kind of feline seviche.

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/9 "2010-08-10T11:55:13Z")

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> [@superfan99](#):
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> seviche

I had to google this

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/10 "2010-08-10T11:57:35Z")

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Step 1, Fillet.  
Step 2, Marinade.

Get it right dumbass.

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**Author:** ![superfan99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@superfan99](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/superfan99)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/11 "2010-08-10T12:15:10Z")

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> [@Geoff](#):
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> I had to google this

lol, I’m food nerd

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/12 "2010-08-10T12:15:46Z")

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> [@Geoff](#):
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> me: [404 Not Found | wgrz.com](http://www.wgrz.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82332&catid=37)  
> Zong: omfg  
> wait it was still alive?  
> Sent at 1:02 PM on Tuesday  
> me: you tell me zong  
> OR SHOULD I SAY… Gary L. Korkue!!!  
> Zong: sigh

yes!!!

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/13 "2010-08-11T10:03:41Z")

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Front page news

> **[The Marinating Cat Is Off the Menu -- And In a New Home](http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/08/11/marinating-cat-menu-new-home.html?test=faces)**
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> Navarro, the cat found marinating in the trunk of a car, gets to use another of its nine lives. And he gets a new owner -- and a new name, too.

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/14 "2010-08-11T10:26:32Z")

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LOL at one of the comments on Foxnews:

> Gary Korkuc once blindfolded me and forced me to listen Celine Dion records. The cat got off easy.

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/15 "2010-08-11T12:08:47Z")

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:drool:

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/16 "2010-08-11T12:17:07Z")

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saw this on chan. 4 this morn LOL i love how he looks

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edit: they already serve tiger’s penis over seas this shouldnt be that shocking, at least domestic cats arent endangered

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/17 "2010-08-11T12:39:52Z")

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wtf:

> Korkuc, who is charged with Aggravated Animal Cruelty, claims the cat was pregnant and miscarried and was not sitting in marinade.

> “That was its blood and feces, and I was taking it was taking it back over to the SPCA when they stopped me,” he said.

> SPCA officials counter that the cat was in fact a male which had been neutered.

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> [@ubengineering](#):
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> they already serve tiger’s penis over seas this shouldnt be that shocking, at least domestic cats arent endangered

![http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2010/02/tiger-woods-sad.jpg](http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2010/02/tiger-woods-sad.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/18 "2010-08-11T12:42:31Z")

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> [@theblue](#):
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> wtf:
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> > Korkuc, who is charged with Aggravated Animal Cruelty, claims the cat was pregnant and miscarried and was not sitting in marinade.
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> > “That was its blood and feces, and I was taking it was taking it back over to the SPCA when they stopped me,” he said.

Uggh. Way to ruin marinated cat for me forever. Jerk.

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/19 "2010-08-11T12:45:32Z")

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haaaaaa

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2010, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitty-kabobs/158929/20 "2010-08-11T13:03:14Z")

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I am pretty sure a vet can tell the difference between oil and blood. you sir are a dumbass with the weakest defense I have ever heard.

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