# know your role
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 31, 2006, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908 "2006-01-31T09:45:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@2toneishot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2toneishot)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/1 "2006-01-31T09:45:11Z")
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E , youknow … " Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist. "
The second guy says, I’m a D.I.N.K.Y., you know… " Double Income, No Kids, Yet."
The third guy says, I’m a R.U.B, you know … " Rich, Urban, Biker ."
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know … " Double Income, Little Dog Owner. "
They turn to the woman and ask her, “What are you?”
She replies: I’m a WIFE, you know …
" Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
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### Author:  [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/2 "2006-01-31T09:55:49Z")
If she’s a wife, shouldn’t she be at home instead of stuck in an elevator??
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/3 "2006-01-31T10:13:18Z")
> [@mp3ray](#):
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> If she’s a wife, shouldn’t she be at home instead of stuck in an elevator??
🤣🤣🤣
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/4 "2006-01-31T10:43:32Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> 🤣🤣🤣
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### Author:  [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/5 "2006-01-31T10:52:40Z")
> [@mp3ray](#):
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> If she’s a wife, shouldn’t she be at home instead of stuck in an elevator??
:bowdown:
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### Author:  [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/6 "2006-01-31T10:57:19Z")
wouldnt she have to run out to the grocery store?
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### Author:  [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/7 "2006-01-31T11:00:02Z")
🤣
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### Author:  [@Atreyu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Atreyu)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/8 "2006-01-31T11:10:34Z")
> [@RedLineGSR94](#):
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> wouldnt she have to run out to the grocery store?
name one grocery store youve ever been in with an elevator
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### Author:  [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/9 "2006-01-31T11:15:10Z")
> [@Atreyu](#):
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> name one grocery store youve ever been in with an elevator
what about if she was stayin in a hotel or penthouse?
you got think outside the box
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### Author:  [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/10 "2006-01-31T11:34:22Z")
> [@RedLineGSR94](#):
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> what about if she was stayin in a hotel or penthouse?
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> you got think outside the box
Yeah but if she has that kind of $$$ she’s not “Washing or Ironing” and she’s def. paying somebody to “fetch” the groceries!!! 😃
And hubby is prolly getting some young thang on the side so the “F” is out too" LOL 😃
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### Author:  [@Atreyu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Atreyu)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/11 "2006-01-31T14:39:25Z")
> [@RedLineGSR94](#):
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> what about if she was stayin in a hotel or penthouse?
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> you got think outside the box
lol, Ill keep that in mind next time!
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### Author:  [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/12 "2006-01-31T17:19:38Z")
Shop N Save in Wilkins township has an elevator… goes up to the employee lounge and shit.
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/13 "2006-01-31T17:25:37Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#):
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> Shop N Save in Wilkins township has an elevator… goes up to the employee lounge and shit.
no shit thats where exployees shit:kekegay:
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### Author:  [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/14 "2006-01-31T17:26:41Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> 🤣🤣🤣
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### Author:  [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/know-your-role/179908/15 "2006-01-31T17:27:13Z")
> [@shaggy](#):
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> no shit thats where exployees shit:kekegay:
hahahaha lmao