# Knowing is Half the Battle \*PORK CHOP SANDWICHES \*

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 15, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617 "2005-11-15T19:13:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/1 "2005-11-15T19:13:41Z")

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[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html)

Now stop screwing up AWD Drifter’s classified ad :mad:

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**Author:** ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/2 "2005-11-15T19:17:38Z")

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:lol: …No.

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**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/3 "2005-11-15T19:36:57Z")

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so old.

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**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/4 "2005-11-16T04:34:59Z")

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this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen on the internet ever. i love watching it every once in a while. the other good one is where the kid is on the ice.

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**Author:** ![Tkklemann](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tkklemann/32/7298_2.png) [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 4:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/5 "2005-11-16T04:51:52Z")

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> [@Rx3](#):
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> Now stop screwing up AWD Drifter’s classified ad :mad:

:shoot:

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/6 "2005-11-16T04:59:40Z")

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> [@audios](#):
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> this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen on the internet ever. i love watching it every once in a while. the other good one is where the kid is on the ice.

are you my dad?

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/7 "2005-11-16T05:44:08Z")

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hahaha rick, i wanted to :repost: you so bad too

but i guess this thread was a good idea :tup:

always gotta stand by the dsm community 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/8 "2005-11-16T05:52:08Z")

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Newman, did you know a guy named Tony from Orchard Park?

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/9 "2005-11-16T06:08:34Z")

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> [@98 Red Ex](#):
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> Newman, did you know a guy named Tony from Orchard Park?

i don’t know. i “know” alot of people…

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/10 "2005-11-16T06:25:37Z")

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Newman, do you know Rob from Orange County, California?

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**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/11 "2005-11-16T09:42:41Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> are you my dad?

i could be. give me a sample of your semen to get dna tested

ok i lied, all i will do is gargle it like salt water as if i had a sore throat

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/12 "2005-11-16T13:08:12Z")

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i think maybe he means " do you know my dad " as said at the end of the ice one. Which is the best

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/13 "2005-11-16T13:17:23Z")

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> [@STEALTTH](#):
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> i think maybe he means " do you know my dad " as said at the end of the ice one. Which is the best

damnit. my bad. it’s been a few months.

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/14 "2005-11-16T13:18:43Z")

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haha werd :tup:

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**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/15 "2005-11-16T15:47:13Z")

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oh, i dont even remember that part, i remember when the kid falls and curses with such force, it is almost as if the person who did the voice over had to actually get hurt to capture the realism

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**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/16 "2005-11-16T16:42:15Z")

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OhmygodI’mtotallygoingsofastAWFUCK!

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/knowing-is-half-the-battle-pork-chop-sandwiches/4617/17 "2005-11-16T16:53:05Z")

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Why do whaaaaaaaa

I just wanna ride my motocy…cle
