# KrazyKid knows all.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 29, 2011, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211 "2011-08-29T11:11:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/1 "2011-08-29T11:11:56Z")

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I am sick of looking at “failvis again…” next to battlefield. Lets spice it up a little in here.

Bring it on.

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/2 "2011-08-29T11:13:39Z")

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You suck. Die.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/3 "2011-08-29T11:16:57Z")

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threat one.

My sources say:

[http://criminaljustice.state.ny.us/missing/i\_safety/cyberbullying.htm](http://criminaljustice.state.ny.us/missing/i_safety/cyberbullying.htm)

Take that back or I will draw a penis on your freshly (almost done btw, headed there after work to keep working on it) shaved engine bay.

NEXT PLEASE

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/4 "2011-08-29T11:53:01Z")

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why does failvis always fail?

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/5 "2011-08-29T12:11:31Z")

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BECAUSE STUPID PEOPLE

I believe that society influences simple minds, which lead to their demise. Example, The Fast and Ferrous movie came out, so he decides to paint his wheels in obnoxious pink hues. As if that wasn’t the first problem, he is to lazy to ask for assistance or kindly borrow suitable vehicular immobilizing devices, instead he gathers 4 scissor jacks and the car falls to its knees. That was what started it all. Most recently he was let go from a job for not following protocol at Langan VW. Instead of forwarding the customers complaints to a manager on shift, he decides to handle it as he saw fit, which not only wasn’t following his job description but it wasn’t carried out in a professional manor, therefor he was been relieved of his positions.

Dumb people are everywhere around us. It is our duty as upstanding, respectful citizens to make proper judgment calls in society, against these lower lifeforms. If it takes a punch to the nutts, a hand full of change from the cup holder or a sticky bun to the windshield. The results are not only enjoyable for the self proclaimed king shit that is taking matters into their own hands, its also helpful to society when the offender that started the chain reaction of irrational behavior cuts the bullshit and turns over a new leaf… thus conforming to the better side of society.

So in other words its your job to put these people down until they change their ways.

King Krazy Kid has spoken.

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**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/6 "2011-08-29T12:11:37Z")

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Might have something to do with his name

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/7 "2011-08-29T12:12:32Z")

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Xanax

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**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/8 "2011-08-29T12:21:05Z")

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lol, what are jack stands, like $10?

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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/9 "2011-08-29T12:25:04Z")

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Travis Crotch has no time for jack stands.

Dear KK,

Why does the neighbor kid insist on stunting his fart-canned EVO past my house at least 4 times a day?

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/10 "2011-08-29T12:42:58Z")

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> [@Bike Progress !!!Painted!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bike-progress-painted/44920/15):
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> Might have something to do with his name

My sources say you are correct.

> [@Preview of a website i started to chronicle my E30GTR buildup...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/preview-of-a-website-i-started-to-chronicle-my-e30gtr-buildup/44960/15):
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> Xanax

is for pussy’s.

> [@89 Supra...thoughts? NEED HELP!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/89-supra-thoughts-need-help/44942/18):
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> lol, what are jack stands, like $10?

$12.99 - [http://www.harborfreight.com/3-ton-heavy-duty-jack-stands-38846.html](http://www.harborfreight.com/3-ton-heavy-duty-jack-stands-38846.html)

$39.99 - [http://www.harborfreight.com/3-ton-aluminum-jack-stands-91760.html](http://www.harborfreight.com/3-ton-aluminum-jack-stands-91760.html)

3 ton is sufficient to properly hold most modern street cars and decrease the chance of fail. Please also note the manufactures recommendations for proper jack off points, under the car, not inside the car you sick fucks.

> [@2 sexy white cars + sti photoshoot.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2-sexy-white-cars-sti-photoshoot/44973/8):
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> Travis Crotch has no time for jack stands.
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> Dear KK,
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> Why does the neighbor kid insist on stunting his fart-canned EVO past my house at least 4 times a day?

Mr. Daniels.

You see when your penis begins growing pubic hair, and you begin to mature into a young adult, you start looking at the opposite sex for attention. The problem is that if you are an ugly bastard, or your penis doesn’t increase in size, your self esteem begins to dwindle. Bolting on a loud exhaust, partaking in unsafe starts (AKA burn-um-outs) in front of quite ice cream establishments, or “Stunting his fart-canned EVO past my house at least 4 times a day” as you put it is an attempt at looking “cool” as to impress the ladies. Sometimes this is a relentless fail, and some men also stoop to the level of installing lift kits and big tires on light/medium duty pick up trucks. The same concepts apply.

Thanks for your time  
KKid

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/11 "2011-08-29T12:44:27Z")

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KKid can run a mean bead on the Cobalt SS Supercharged’s exhaust system. Level headed guy in person, when not behind the wheel anyway…

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/12 "2011-08-29T12:45:19Z")

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I like this thread. You crack me up KrazyK

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/13 "2011-08-29T12:51:32Z")

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Hi Matt.

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/14 "2011-08-29T12:53:02Z")

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Sup NI9

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/15 "2011-08-29T12:58:11Z")

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> [@FS: HIDS, Pioneer, JBL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-hids-pioneer-jbl/44961/11):
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> KKid can run a mean bead on the Cobalt SS Supercharged’s exhaust system. Level headed guy in person, when not behind the wheel anyway…

I have been told my welds look like bird shit… But that didn’t get me down. I strive to put forth the most effort I can, with in reason, for situation I am confronted with. Anything worth doing is worth doing right… I live by that every moment of my life. The more work I complete, my skills get better and better. When you witnessed my welding abilities, when requested as a last minute pleeeze help me, we blasted though the work, enjoyed a few frothy beverages and I enjoyed the time spent assisting you with your fine piece of General Motors machinery.

:hug

> [@Just like my dearest pal, I painted my valve cover](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-like-my-dearest-pal-i-painted-my-valve-cover/44970/18):
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> I like this thread. You crack me up KrazyK

I like this thread too, thank you for the kind words. If you are in need of repair, please contact a physician. I cant weld flesh, although I accidentally tried a few times.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/16 "2011-08-29T13:00:51Z")

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GM ftw

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/17 "2011-08-29T13:02:31Z")

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So Krazy, can you fix PJB 4 wheel drive situation because IAM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/18 "2011-08-29T13:05:12Z")

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> [@I Need Rim repair with pix](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-rim-repair-with-pix/44969/6):
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> Hi Matt.

Please keep the irrelevant statements out of my very serious Shift518 thread.

Much appreciation,  
Moderator

On a side note, I like the Minkota Endura trans-mount tiller controlled trolling motor in your internet signature.

> [@2 sexy white cars + sti photoshoot.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2-sexy-white-cars-sti-photoshoot/44973/9):
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> Sup NI9

I assume that was a question, but accidentally omitted the punctuation. Sup is usually a slang term for “What is up”, and NI9 is a workaround for racist terms that are removed systematically by the software put in place by the administration on this site.

With that being said, i assume you are trying to ask Mr. Alpine “What is up black person?” That of which he wont have an answer to because is is a young white male.

I would kindly ask that you refer to another member on here, REDWAGEN for the answers you are seeking.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/19 "2011-08-29T13:08:49Z")

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Weedless trolling motor ftw

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/krazykid-knows-all/260211/20 "2011-08-29T13:09:23Z")

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LMFAO

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