# Kurtis the stock boy and Brenda the checkout girl **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 21, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kurtis-the-stock-boy-and-brenda-the-checkout-girl/61692 "2009-01-21T13:53:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BigEd88](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/biged88/32/5064_2.png) [@BigEd88](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigEd88)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kurtis-the-stock-boy-and-brenda-the-checkout-girl/61692/21 "2009-01-22T20:58:27Z")
so is his wife really really hot then? nice storie(s) though. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kurtis-the-stock-boy-and-brenda-the-checkout-girl/61692/22 "2009-01-22T21:07:45Z")
![http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tnbrendawarner.jpg](http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/tnbrendawarner.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kurtis-the-stock-boy-and-brenda-the-checkout-girl/61692/23 "2009-01-22T21:35:15Z")
My heart just grew +2 in warmfuzzyfeeling. ---
**Author:** ![maverick27](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maverick27/32/4946_2.png) [@maverick27](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maverick27)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kurtis-the-stock-boy-and-brenda-the-checkout-girl/61692/24 "2009-01-22T21:54:24Z")
> [@Bacon](#): > > My heart just grew +2 in warmfuzzyfeeling. qft ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kurtis-the-stock-boy-and-brenda-the-checkout-girl/61692/25 "2009-01-23T05:44:08Z")
> [@SoloIIscoob](#): > > lol, first of all you are calling pitt. a city of meatheads and rednecks and you live in buffalo? come on rob. thats a joke. second of all it was the front of a buick:) > > and youre just upset that we hurt your old golden-boy. Pittsburgh is a beautiful city with a lot of great architecture but when it comes down to it they are by far the shittiest people i have ever spent time with as a whole. I swear once you get passed Erie you might as well be in the deep south. Somewhere along the line Pittsburgh decided to be more like its neighbor west Virginia. > [@Syrup](#): > > Here’s another one, rob was a little piece of shit who lives in Buffalo and is jealous of a future hall of famer and is poor and ugly. > > the end LOL who the fuck are you? And im in no way jealous of someone who is too fucking dumb to wear a fucking helmet when on a motorcycle. PS who the fuck are you? By the way i dont care who you are it was more of a retorical question. You may need to look up retorical. ---
**Author:** ![chemicalbro13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chemicalbro13/32/5183_2.png) [@chemicalbro13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chemicalbro13)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kurtis-the-stock-boy-and-brenda-the-checkout-girl/61692/26 "2009-01-23T06:12:50Z")
[http://www.yardbarker.com/m/12353/xl/warner.jpg](http://www.yardbarker.com/m/12353/xl/warner.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kurtis-the-stock-boy-and-brenda-the-checkout-girl/61692/27 "2009-01-23T06:15:12Z")
> [@Syrup](#): > > Here’s another one, rob was a little piece of shit who lives in Buffalo and is jealous of a future hall of famer and is poor and ugly. > > the end lol…big ben is a giant fggt. deal with it. and you should also stop being a fggt. just sayin. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kurtis-the-stock-boy-and-brenda-the-checkout-girl/61692/28 "2009-01-23T06:15:36Z")
Sorry to bring reality into this thread… Too bad some internet asswipe had to mess with this story, because the real version is pretty good too. > **[Kurt Warner](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kurt-reply/)** > > Pro Football Hall of Fame quarterback Kurt Warner married a woman with two children, one a paraplegic. [http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/k/kurtwarner.htm](http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/k/kurtwarner.htm) ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kurtis-the-stock-boy-and-brenda-the-checkout-girl/61692/29 "2009-01-23T06:18:49Z")
:lol: Jay crushing the hopes and dreams of people as usual :tup: ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kurtis-the-stock-boy-and-brenda-the-checkout-girl/61692/30 "2009-01-23T06:32:28Z")
> [@OfficerK](#): > > :lol: Jay > > crushing the hopes and dreams of people as usual > > :tup: As soon as I saw, “I got this in an email from my mom”, I knew it was fake. A word of advice… 99.9% of forwarded email you get from your mom is fake, or at a minimum, a stretch of the true story. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kurtis-the-stock-boy-and-brenda-the-checkout-girl/61692.md?page=1)