# Ladies and Gentlemen, life just got THAT MUCH easier! **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 5, 2010, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-life-just-got-that-much-easier/204577 "2010-02-05T17:55:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-life-just-got-that-much-easier/204577/1 "2010-02-05T17:55:21Z")
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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-life-just-got-that-much-easier/204577/2 "2010-02-05T19:14:53Z")
awesome pretty clever ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-life-just-got-that-much-easier/204577/3 "2010-02-05T19:33:47Z")
For the mildly retarded 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Mom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9d8465/32.png) [@Your\_Mom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Your_Mom)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-life-just-got-that-much-easier/204577/4 "2010-02-05T20:31:20Z")
bout fucking time ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2010, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-life-just-got-that-much-easier/204577/5 "2010-02-06T07:45:25Z")
only took how long? ---
**Author:** ![SixSpeed454SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-life-just-got-that-much-easier/204577/6 "2010-02-06T14:54:32Z")
mmmm… now I need a cheese burger. Great idea! ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-life-just-got-that-much-easier/204577/7 "2010-02-06T15:05:07Z")
im hungryyyy now ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-life-just-got-that-much-easier/204577/8 "2010-02-07T06:52:03Z")
> [@There is...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is/41942/29): > > only took how long? Patent #2,707,581, granted on May 3, 1955, was filed by two men: Yale Kaplan of West Hartford, Connecticut, and Harold M. Ross of Plainfield, New Jersey. The patent, titled “Dispensing Containers for Liquids,” reads “A primary object of the invention is to provide a container for sauce or syrup, the quantity held by the container being sufficient for a single serving and the flow from the container being effected by squeezing or compressing the container; the container being so constructed and arranged that, when pressure is released, the flow of fluid will stop and any possible leakage will be prevented.” ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-life-just-got-that-much-easier/204577/9 "2010-02-07T07:24:01Z")
> [@Didn't go to driving school](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/didnt-go-to-driving-school/41922/181): > > Patent #2,707,581, granted on May 3, 1955, was filed by two men: Yale Kaplan of West Hartford, Connecticut, and Harold M. Ross of Plainfield, New Jersey. > The patent, titled “Dispensing Containers for Liquids,” reads “A primary object of the invention is to provide a container for sauce or syrup, the quantity held by the container being sufficient for a single serving and the flow from the container being effected by squeezing or compressing the container; the container being so constructed and arranged that, **when pressure is released, the flow of fluid will stop and any possible leakage will be prevented**.” Ketchup and tampons ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2010, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-life-just-got-that-much-easier/204577/10 "2010-02-07T07:48:01Z")
> [@Didn't go to driving school](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/didnt-go-to-driving-school/41922/181): > > Patent #2,707,581, granted on May 3, 1955, was filed by two men: Yale Kaplan of West Hartford, Connecticut, and Harold M. Ross of Plainfield, New Jersey. > The patent, titled “Dispensing Containers for Liquids,” reads “A primary object of the invention is to provide a container for sauce or syrup, the quantity held by the container being sufficient for a single serving and the flow from the container being effected by squeezing or compressing the container; the container being so constructed and arranged that, when pressure is released, the flow of fluid will stop and any possible leakage will be prevented.” were you really that bored?